Way Too High Guy

Dude, what if Twitter was made by aliens?

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"Hey man, how are you?" Not much.

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Goes to house party. Plays with cat.

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Dude, lets watch Baking Brad.

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Gets bill at Chinese restaurant. "Gracias."

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You look tan. "Thanks, I've been working out."

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My favorite color is beer.

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Is today Monday? Or October?

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Sees curve in road. Puts on blinker.

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Yellow school bus drives by. "Yo was that a cop?"

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Earth is like the coolest place in the world.

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Can't read the words on the drive-thru menu. Turns down radio.

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A boomerang, is a frisbee for someone who has no friends.

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Your room smells like weed. "Maybe the rest of the house just smells like not weed."

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Kangaroos are basically T-Rex deer.

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If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards it's about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12.

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Hey it's 10:59. "Shit, it's almost 10:60.

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McDonalds should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window...

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Do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns

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