I AM THE TINY MONSTER

a/k/a: Katerling, Katstronaut, Just Plain Katie. I am the @WaywardPlane's roommate. The biped's devotion is marginally acceptable to me. Please send catnip.

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

You do not sleep through my breakfast time.

You DO NOT sleep through my breakfast time.

No. You do not.

Because I will take running leaps onto your body AND FACE until you awaken.

Beware the wrath of the Tiny Monster.

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

@WaywardPlane mmmaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiirrrh

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

@WaywardPlane OMG PET ME

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

@WaywardPlane pet me

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

hey. you. biped. pet me.

NO DON'T TOUCH ME I HATE YOU *hiss*

okay, pet me again.

*HISSSSSSS*

.......what.

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

@TracyCollins13 >Salmon or Chicken?

yes

>Biscuits or Wet Food?

yes

>Ear Tickles or Paw Massages?

yes

These are odd questions.

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

The biped is very strange.

"There you are!" Like, duh, where else would I be?

I literally cannot even.

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

OMG TINNED FOOD AGAIN

still don't trust the weird biped

but

OMG

TINNED FOOD

(nom)

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

This creature is very strange.

But gives me good food sometimes.

I totally forgot to hiss at anyone today.

Perhaps my situation is not entirely terrible.

[Wayward Plane ✈️ @WaywardPlane]

The Katstronaut abides. Or maybe I should say, she loafs. 😁

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

HEY. YOU. NOT-MOM. I HATE THE SOUNDS YOUR PHONE MAKES. *hiss*

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

THIS ISN'T MY REAL HOME

THAT ISN'T MY REAL MOM

wtf i literally can't even

i mean the salmon was pretty good

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT

i am not happy. *hiss*

[I AM THE TINY MONSTER @WaywardsKatie]

@WaywardPlane YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM! I HATE YOU! *hiss*

but, like, if you have any more of that salmon

just slide it under the bed and LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *hiss*