Andrew

Work Hard, Have Fun, Make History

[बैंकर गंगा किनारे वाला @gsm2208]

Lifecycle of an Average Indian Banker 🏦

Born in a middle-class family (mostly dreamt to be IAS/Doctor/Engineer)

By fate lands up in Banking Exams prep

Clears one out of 100 vacancies after years of struggle

Joins Bank → Initial excitement of being “Officer” ✨

Within 6 months → Realizes it’s Target + Transfers + Tension combo

1st Transfer → To a rural/remote branch nobody ever heard of 🏚️

Gets Married → Spouse prays for nearby posting 🙏

Takes Bike/Car on EMI to survive daily travel

Takes Home Loan → Starts EMI marathon 🏃

Every 3 years → New branch, new place, same problems

Dreams of Work-Life Balance → Instead gets Insurance & Recovery Targets

Becomes expert in filling forms, RTIs & handling angry customers

Becomes Manager → Same chair, more responsibilities, zero perks

Kids grow up → Spends majority of savings on their education & career

Pension reforms ensure life-long insecurity instead of security

Retires → Bank gives Farewell & a Shawl 🧣

Dies as “Former Banker, who lived for the Bank more than for himself.”

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

Travel When You’re Young... You Won’t Regret It ✊🏻

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

@JSongu Kes kes

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

Waves, Palms, & Endless Calms

[Pradyot_Tripura @PradyotManikya]

The vandalism of the 135 year Maharaja Bir chandra library in Comilla by hooligans and the burning of the books and historical documents shows how much love they have for us . But We will not react and show restraint because if we do our minorities will suffer in bangladesh

[ex. capt @thephukdi]

iski maa ke maje hi maje

[Gatsby Gaitonde @GatsbyGaitonde]

Aaj sab farmer ban gaye hain

Engagement farmers 😅

#Budget2024 #BudgetDay

[Sourabh Mishra @iSourabhMishra]

CBS Platforms at PSBs..

SBI - BANCS
BoB - Finacle
PNB - finacle
Canara - Flexcube
UBI - Finacle
BoI - Finacle
Indian Bank - BANCS
BoM - BANCS
CBI - BANCS
PSB - Finacle
UCO - Finacle
IOB - Finacle

Merger may be proposed as per CBS platform to restrict to 6 in numbers..

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

PVR

[Inferam @InferamAI]

A man connects a water hose to a speaker, creating sound waves in the water.
https://t.co/fegF8dladE

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

Life Needs Confidence!!

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

election uncertainty or what?🔻🔻🔻

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

As a man, lust is your first enemy to conquer.

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

@stoicapp Its old bro.. accept it

[Divyesh (Laalo) 🇮🇳 @Divyesh_Soul_]

Personalities of Bank Staffs : 😀😀

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 JEE-Mains 2024 results announced.

56 students achieved a perfect 100 NTA score.

Telangana - 15
Andhra Pradesh - 7
Maharashtra - 7
Delhi - 6
Rajasthan - 5
Karnataka - 3
Tamil Nadu - 2
Haryana - 2
Punjab - 2
Gujarat - 1
Jharkhand - 1
Uttar Pradesh - 1
Bihar - 1
Others - 3

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

@HumansNoContext Hilarious 😂

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

@HiteZhi 😅

[Andrew @WcAndrew]

April Slipped Away Quickly

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Congratulations to 17-year-old Gukesh D for making history as the youngest-ever player to win the #FIDECandidates 🇮🇳