cole

(He/him) you don’t need fun to have alcohol! Bartender at Greenhouse Denton!

[cole @Wcolerivers]

Good morning today I regret doing sports in high school, should’ve freakin learned the piano

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS:
Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous.

ME IN 2022:
Oh.

[@TyraKevina @TyraKaayWoody]

Fresh out of a c section and I got pulled for Jury duty. They said the c section not an excuse to get out of it. This the worst country in the world bro.

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is insane

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Amerie Jo Garza's father, a med aide, says he found out she was one of the victims when he arrived on the scene and was helping another little girl covered in blood. She told him her best friend had been shot. When he asked her name, she said his daughter's. There aren't words.

[TuSoon Shakur @TuSoonShakur]

My wife is a physician and our pediatrician is a woman and when we introduced my son to our male cardiologist friend he was surprised that "boys are allowed to be doctors?" and I thought that was neat.

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

There it is: a gallon of gas costs more than the federal minimum wage

[Spencer McDaniel @SpencerMcDani19]

Absolutely electric

[abby @abby4thepeople]

I can promise you that amazon banning these words/phrases from their company chat app just radicalized a bunch of workers who were on the fence about needing a union lmao

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.

their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.

i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Hawthorne Rob 😎👉🏾👈🏾 @Hawthorne_Rob4]

$1,500 rent means you paying $18,000 a year in housing.

Someone making $50,000 is paying 22% in taxes. ($39,000) now has to pay rent and is left with $21,000. For the year with all other life expenses.

Rent is too damn high for a lot of folks.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Extremist far-left ideas like “what if we still had a breathable atmosphere in 20 yrs” and “let’s do the things it takes to get a pandemic under control” and “religious supremacists shouldn���t control our courts” and “it would be good to educate everyone without predatory debt”

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

My 11 y.o. son just discovered Tetris. Came home to him boasting about scoring 15,000 points. Cracked my knuckles and played for the first time in 25 years. Dropped 73,000 points on his head. Now he's angrily muttering to himself and I'm doing karate kicks on the front porch.

[Sam Raimi Updates @SamRaimiUpdates]

The impact of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 3.

[Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure @BrentColman]

I think it's really special that Facebook did to our parents what they thought video games were going to do to us.