Will, I Am (he/him/his)

@willvvb.co on 🦋

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

1 mile = 5,280 feet

1 marathon = 26.2 Miles

1 fathom = 6 feet

20,0000 leagues = 60,000 miles

1,000 miles = Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound.

[mk 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @gnikayam]

“pride month is almost over and I didn’t do anything gay” but you stayed alive and I think that itself is worth celebrating.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Bringing a white girl a $9 coffee is a sign of great respect in their culture.

[Will, I Am (he/him/his) @Wcubed3]

@wmata @eMiLy_HiCkEy_ Omg while we're addressing urine smells @wmata can we also look at the hallway that leads to the street level elevator at Van Ness? 🙏🫶

[Will, I Am (he/him/his) @Wcubed3]

Apologies for blowing past @EvanMGlass while trying to get to work... didn't realize it was the man the myth the legend himself 🙈

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

whoever has my voodoo doll stop putting so much poop in its butt

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I mean, sex is great, but have you ever watched Trump’s name get ripped off the Kennedy Center?

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[s @smishya18]

You might see me in jail but you’ll never see me put on an AI generated picture of myself as my LinkedIn pfp 😭😭😭

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
MY JUNE IS PRIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Will, I Am (he/him/his) @Wcubed3]

So either the Red line isn't running automated like they claim, or the automation is overrunning stations. Which one is it @wmataGM?

[Metro Forward @wmata]

@Wcubed3 Hi Will, the train stopped beyond the platform limits and was unable to service the station. We apologize for the inconvenience this caused during your morning commute and appreciate your understanding. You can use Metro Pulse to track the next train. -LJ

[Will, I Am (he/him/his) @Wcubed3]

@wmata no announcement or warning, Red line train (with car 7023) just stopped at Friendship Heights, sat, and moved on to Tenleytown without ever opening the doors

[caratbong water @voboed]

this lady havent been on the ground since 2010

[sting dion @fioredeicieli]

Has anyone ever thought of drag brunch at the Cheesecake Factory

[Han 🌵 @hannahrosepage]

hi so you’re supposed to let people OFF the train first. hope this helps xx

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro