Jamie Goodman

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

If you're going to lie about being too sick to come to work and then post about it on FB, DON'T FUCKING FRIEND YOUR HR DEPARTMENT. #howstupidareyou #work #HR #seriously?!

[Janel Moloney @NellyMoloney]

Make a big difference in only 5 mins: Text REJECT to 64433 to tell your Rep to #RejectTheNRA's radical agenda.

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

I forking love #TheGoodPlace

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Sometimes I eat just lox and cream cheese for dinner #jewishconfessions

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Watching #ArrestedDevelopment and #Ozark at the same time is a disconcerting experience.

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Why do half the men in this gym look like #JeremyPiven and the other half look like #JonFavreau?

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Just found out that my gym used to be a TJMaxx. It was fucking meant to be. #fate

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

You don't name your child Salvatore if you want them to be low-maintenance.

[Waterstones @Waterstones]

'I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has read.'
- Samuel Johnson, born #OTD in 1709
#MondayMotivation
#Read

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Not sure who I missed more: the family, the dog, or the KitchenAid mixer (It's a tie between the dog and the mixer).

[Alice Sanders @wernerspenguin]

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a straight, white boy, telling him I know more about the subject than him because it's my actual job.

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Was asked if the inside sales position was for inside or outside sales. IDK lady, but it is for ppl w/ reading comprehension #icmtsu #work

[Waterstones @Waterstones]

It's the weekend. READ.

What weighty tomes (or slim masterpieces) have you got lined up?

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Told an applicant we might have to reschedule his interview b/c #Irma. He asked if he could interview with someone else. #icmtsu #hr

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Rmmate thinks I want to be social during this hurricane. She's underestimating my ability to plant my ass in one spot and not move. #Irma

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Trump promises that once elected he will jail Hillary Clinton and offer extra rations to all of Panem.

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

Must go to class. I leave these idiots to their own devices.

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

"Maybe I should tell her [prof] I skipped two classes just to work on this and raise my grade." I hope she laughs in your face.

[Jamie Goodman @WdnsdyAdams]

*Talking about doing drugs, loudly, and in the library* Not intelligent freshmen.