WeAreDoomed

I appear to have... EYES.

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World's most annoying alarm. To turn it off, you have to go to the registered place and take a picture. http://t.co/6XeWlbDpA9

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It amazes me, how I can be the most stupid, most brilliant, most pathetic and most strange person I have ever met.

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"We live a dying dream", or is it just me?

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Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice!
Why didn't anything happen? :(

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So, basically, I'm anonymous. None hears, sees or feels what I do. Kind of nice, y'know. Like the Invisible Man. Only a woman. A small one.

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Updating my wordpress blog makes me feel... Safer? Or crazier? I'm not sure which.

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I opened a Facebook account. I feel so pathetic and I almost want to die. Almost.

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Cookies are tiny eatable gods.

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Can you hear it? School's approaching. So just RUN FOR YOUR LIVES while you still can. :)

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Jack Johnson rocks. Why can't Rudy Steiner get to live? he's a great guy. I like him. [That's a first!]

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I think I might be getting my amazing ability to be five by five no matter what. Feels nice. Now let's go kill something.

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People think I'm asleep, but I'm not. I feel like I have a second life.

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Green bugs that are hanging of a thin wire are funny.

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My future: "You know her?" "Who, the psycho blond?" "Yep."

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We all really are doomed, y'know. Emos are EVERYWHERE. Therefor, death is EVERYWHERE. Or at least plastic knives to cut yourself with.