Funi Official

The swap is the mint. Every buy drops a 1/1 unicorn in your wallet, on-chain forever.
Uniswap V4 hook · Robinhood Chain · CA pinned

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

Tesla put a farting unicorn on the screen of every car they made. Millions saw it. Nobody could own it.

Now it lives forever on-chain. This time you own it.

We didn't make the meme. We're minting it.

$FUNI 🦄

2010: potter Tom Edwards paints a unicorn powering an electric car with its own farts. 2017: Elon tweets it, Tesla stamps it into Sketchpad and the service screens.

Biggest doodle in car history, zero ownership.

THE TRADE IS THE MINT

Buy → unique pixel unicorn drawn into your wallet, same transaction. Sell → it burns, fresh one drawn for whoever's next.

100% on-chain, rendered by the contract. No mint button. No allowlist. No claim page.

STOCK BACK

Runs on Robinhood Chain, where tokenized NVDA, TSLA and AAPL trade 24/7. Launchpad fees fill a Reserve. The Reserve earns yield, buys those stocks, drips fractional exposure to holders.

Hold a meme unicorn. Collect Nvidia while Wall Street sleeps.

The Reserve holds dollars and real stock exposure, not a pile of our own token. It doesn't death spiral like every other launch coin, because it isn't backed by itself.

Your unicorn is your card. Rarity sets your stock back rate and your launch slots. The art isn't decoration, the art is the position.

Token and art LIVE today. Launchpad, Reserve, stock back on the way. We'd rather underpromise and ship.

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

No order book. No market maker. No one deciding your price.

Just a shared pool and the math that runs it.

90 seconds on how.

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

Good morning, say it back

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

gn. pool keeps swimming without us

[RH Daily @RHDaily__]

Top gainers on Robinhood last 24h

What are you bullish on?👇

$PoolsV2
$FUNI
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[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

Somebody just came to mind. good. tag them

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

GeckoTerminal → https://t.co/VEZnNJP7t2

CA: 0xA65D0267c8637fcC46fF91E48De766721c750FE3
Chain: Robinhood Chain (4663)

https://t.co/O69RUoDobq

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

$FUNI is live on GeckoTerminal.

Every swap mints a unique 128×128 unicorn NFT straight to the buyer, same transaction. No mint site, no claim page, no second step. Buy the token, get the art.

Now the chart's on the big screen where everyone can see it.

Chart in replies 👇

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

Liquidity can vanish. bots can snipe. exit can close.

Three ways every launch goes wrong.

None of them possible here. 90 seconds on why.

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

Hold a whole $FUNI. A unicorn appears.

One sentence that replaces an entire whitepaper. Ask me anything below. 👇

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

@NftWhizzer @RobinhoodCrypto This looks like an upgrade of the fart 🦄

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

it's not a phase mom
it's on-chain forever

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

you cannot buy a funi unicorn.
you cannot mint one.
you cannot pick which one you get.

one shows up anyway. every swap.

90 seconds on how.

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

what's live today is an engine.

a unicorn per swap. minted on chain, unique forever, nobody holds an off switch. LP burned, supply fixed. it runs with or without us.

everything we build after this sits on top of it.

this is the smallest it will ever be.

$FUNI

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

2010: a potter in colorado paints a unicorn farting a tesla down the road. puts it on a mug.

2017: elon tweets it's maybe his favourite mug ever.

then the drawing turns up inside tesla's software. nobody asked the artist.

lawyers. settlement. internet moved on.

we didn't.

$FUNI

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

The hook is the only clever bit, it makes art before your trade even finishes

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

chart, socials, description, all on the page now:

https://t.co/dluI32U0Tq

token: 0xA65D0267c8637fcC46fF91E48De766721c750FE3

the long one in the url is the pool, not the token. don't paste that in your wallet.

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

the owl sees us now.

dexscreener info is updated. logo, socials, site, description, all on the page.

chart's got a face finally.

$FUNI

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

@Vizali1988 You can visit https://t.co/Kda34hfudq to learn more about $FUNI. also join the socials everyone is welcomed. 🦄

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

sirens wasn't decoration.

$FUNI live. every swap draws a unicorn, straight on chain, no two same.

[Funi Official @WeAreFuni]

LP burned. forever.

nobody pulls the liquidity. not us, not anyone, not ever. it stays in the pool for good.

position #582051 → dead address
0xe2bd3919d8493c1f6756ca2b89a1188cc3ac4be0cc484424acdde0ad98326427

a burn nobody can verify is just a sentence. that's the hash.

$FUNI