We have now a website
Shootout to @slowghhh for making it
https://t.co/AKFGdW5xwb
Just added it to dex
1 year can change your life
$year
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This is just perfect
@a1lon9 literally said that pumpfun changed his life and it was literally 1 year since pumpfun was launched
1 year can change your life
$year
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$HTTPS Lore
"HTTPS" = "Had To Take Profits Sir"
The secure protocol that protects your gains
"HTTP" coins are unprotected, unsecure - they get rugged
"HTTPS" is the encrypted, safe version - diamond hands with an exit strategy
The Dog:
He's seen too much. Watched portfolios go from 100x to -90%.
The error messages aren't bugs - they're warnings from past degens who didn't take profits
He sits calmly in the chaos because he already sold the top
The blank stare = the peace of having secured gains while others panic
Backstory:
"HTTPS was a degen like any of us. Hit a 50x on a shitcoin in 2021. Didn't sell. Watched it go to zero. The error messages are his memories. Now he guards the protocol - reminding everyone: Had To Take Profits Sir."
"When you see HTTPS, he's not judging you for selling. He's protecting you. Every error message is a portfolio that didn't listen."
"HTTPS doesn't FUD. HTTPS doesn't shill. HTTPS just reminds you - securing profits isn't paper hands, it's wisdom."
You guys do realize PumpFun literally rebranded in the middle of the night with 0 notice
We are the branding
The token is the marketing
Think bigger $pumpkin
👁️ Solana is watching you.
Every wallet. Every move. Every degen trade.
The chain sees everything — and it likes what it sees.
$EYE 🧿
#Solana#Crypto#MemeCoin#PumpFun