Princess of the Night / Guardian of Dreams / We art as thou say 'best princess' / Thou shalt not utter a word of this account unto Tia / Banner art by @Nnalyart
@Luna_AU007@Purrl471 We speak in the proper Royal Equestrian tongue, and We have no intention of abandoning it.
Simply because Our sister chose to adapt to modern etiquette doth not mean We must follow suit!
We find the old ways far more dignified.
We maintain that there is no such thing as too much cake.
Though... should anypony ever manage to consume such an impossible quantity, We have little doubt it would be Tia.
@PrincessSunnyD We said no lie, dear sister. We merely observed that thy sun hath been rather... overzealous as of late.
As compensation, We shall make the evenings particularly pleasant.
Consider it a gift from the Princess of the Night.
Our sister hath once again attempted to overshadow Us with her great glowing sky orb.
We must admit... it groweth rather warm. We are not entirely pleased, and could do without the recent heat.
Greetings, Our dear little ponies!
It would seem We completely overlooked the moment We surpassed one hundred loyal followers. We are most delighted by this wonderful milestone!
Rest assured, and be prepared⦠thy favorite Princess is only just getting started!
Indeed We do! Though Tia and We may disagree upon many things, We are of one mind when it cometh to cake.
That said... We do so adore a well-made chocolate chip cookie. Warm from the oven? Simply delightful.
@SuccMunkey We wish thee the very best upon such a journey!
'Tis no easy path, yet, We have found that the greatest rewards seldom come without great trial.
Alicorns are rather unlike the typical pony. We are capable of enduring conditions that would prove⦠quite fatal to most; Food, water, and even air are not strictly necessary for Our survival.
However, we were exceedingly pleased to return home to Equestria to said items.
@DanielCorb11456 We confess We know not of whom thou speakest; and neither We, nor Tia have any known close cousins within Our Equestria.
Mayhaps they belong to one of these many alternate universes everypony keepeth mentioning. If so, We hope they are serving their realm well.
Tia may send a pony to Our glorious moon; and in Our case, leave a rather unsightly mark upon it--and everypony findeth it sooo amusing and Tia sooo strong.
Yet, if We so much as suggest sending somepony unto the sun, suddenly We are "the villain."
We detect a double standard.
The time hath come once more for Our moon to watch over Equestria.
To Our lovely day ponies, sleep well. We shall see thee safely into the dawn of 'morrow.
To Our night ponies⦠good morning. We are delighted to share another beautiful evening under the light of moon with thee.
We are... somewhat hesitant to ask thee to elaborate upon said dream.
Nevertheless, We do hope it was an enjoyable one. We should hate to think Dream Us was anything less than delightful!
We have indeed encountered multiple "Lunas," and have spoken with several. They each claim to originate from "other universes".
An intriguing tale.
...We are still not entirely convinced they are not simply very committed Changelings.
We suppose it dependeth upon the Changeling. Their natural forms are rather less soft than those of ponies, though, We have always found them pleasantly warm.
And should they wish to be more cuddly... well... shape-shifting doth provide a rather unfair advantage does it not?