Cannon Fodder

Super tough and scary goblins.

[Cannon Fodder @WeBeGoblins]

// Soooo this shouldn’t have to be said, but this account will not be doing smut. While I have no issues with writing smut on my main accounts if there’s chemistry and such, the goblins are dirty nasty creatures, and they will not fuck you, they will not make sweet, sweet love

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“WE BE BACK AND WE BE FIERCE! WE BRING KNIVES THAT STAB AND PIERCE!”

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Same writer as @/ SleeplessSleuth

This is a crack account. Feel free to attack and kill the goblins. I am here to shit post and be a pest.

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Two of them are fighting over a turkey leg.

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Kobolds on their turf?

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“WE BE GOBLINS YOU BE FOOD, WE BE GOBLINS, YOU BE SCREWED!”

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“WE ENJOY WEATHER. WE CHASE PIG. MAKE FEAST!”

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Yes. These guys. The xenos are right to be scared. They are big and scary and tough. Like turnips!

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They actually agree. Longshanks are stupid.

So are the bug-bugs. Which are the xenos.

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They do the Hokey Pokey. They’re trying to summon Cthulhu.

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@PerfectTerrors

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Babbles in Goblin.

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Gibbers in Goblin.

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They are dumb.

“LONGSHANKS!”

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@LordOfKahndaq

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The new king and ruler of Kandahar

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They have completed their task. a monument to @ASheDemon . Has been erected. It’s actually better than one would expect.

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There’s also bowing.

[Evelyn Dupré. @ASheDemon]

Evelyn purses her lips. She had no use for that.

"...Presents. Lovely."

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They offer part of their hoard of sporks.

[Evelyn Dupré. @ASheDemon]

Evelyn casts a judgmental eye around.

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R. I. P.

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@LordOfKahndaq one looks at him and in goblin says SHAZAM.

Nothing happens.