Donkey-Haute

If the gods wanted us to have free and unlimited energy, they'd have put a giant fusion reactor in the sky.

When you're in a hole, stop thinking so deeply.

[Donkey-Haute @WeHaveFossils]

@NachoQuixotic @mjfree Another MODS sufferer.

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@HormuzLetter How many pallets of cash is that?

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@JustJulie @JackPosobiec Looks dead.

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@QuietRetreat *at the royal palace

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@WhiteHouse What grown man acts like this, demanding everyone celebrate his freaking birthday? Grow the fuck up!

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@WhiteHouse @ufc Eat shit.

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@Pete2Shawn @weatherchannel Are you a cult-addled, fascist-enabling ignoramus in real life or do you just play one on the Xitter?

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@weatherchannel I'm rooting for the mosquitos to win this fight.

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@SethAbramson Fly a drone up over the tarp and post the video.

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@kylegriffin1 Pathetic.

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@JesseO007 @kylegriffin1 Are you a cult-addled, fascist-enabling ignoramus in real life or do you just play one on the Xitter?

[Donkey-Haute @WeHaveFossils]

@ReichlinMelnick I call bullshit. If this is true, then it's already too late because they already removed his names from the website and other marketing materials. Finishing the job makes it no worse.

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@Roshan_Rinaldi Redneck tomato.

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@capitalweather The sky was eerily orange here in Cloverly, MD as well, but I didn't get outside or see rainbows.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Susan Collins 30 years ago: “I’ve pledged that if I’m elected I will only serve two terms. 12 years is long enough to be in public service.”

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

Official today: Capital Weather is independent once again.

Twenty-two years after launching Capital Weather as an independent weather website for the DC area — and 18 years after first partnering with The Washington Post and becoming the Capital Weather Gang — we are independent again.

Today, we’re officially launching a new chapter at https://t.co/r3dKxepf5m and on our new mobile app. We are committed to making our core forecasts and updates free and accessible to everyone. Your support will make this possible.

Here is what we’ve built and how you can support us.

What we’ve built:

☀️ Around-the-clock forecasts and live updates
📧 Expanded newsletters
📱 A new Capital Weather app
🌦️ Interactive weather and climate tools
💬 A stronger community experience
🎙️ We will continue to provide forecasts on WAMU 88.5

How you can boost and sustain our independent launch:

• Support our work at https://t.co/jh1PQK6W7Q
• Download the Capital Weather app on iOS or Android
• Make Capital Weather your everyday weather source
• Share this post with friends and family across the DMV

Some of you have already joined our community and we could not be more grateful.

Since pioneering digital local weather coverage in 2004, we’ve believed weather is something we all experience together. Your questions, storm reports, photos, and conversations have helped shape Capital Weather into one of the nation’s leading regional weather communities.

Our mission remains the same as always: to be the most trusted everyday source for DC-area weather forecasts, breaking updates, and in-depth weather and climate news.

From sunny days to stormy days — and from Snowmageddon (2010) to Snowcrete (2026) — it’s been an incredible ride.

Thank you for being part of this community. We’re incredibly excited for what’s ahead.

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@suz34175 @factpostnews @dabbs346 Are you a cult-addled, fascist-enabling moron in real life or do you just play one on the Xitter?

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@atrupar Such fucking snowflakes.

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@SenMikeLee Hypocrite

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@DoryBeutel @marceelias You seem to have an issue with free speech and freedom of association. Also, the union doesn't collect or deliver mail, postal employees do, and unlike you, they are overwhelmingly honest.