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I review silly movies. 0=DNF. 1=regret watching. 2=wouldn’t rewatch. 3=might rewatch. 4=will rewatch. 5=have rewatched.

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Christmas Twister (2012, 5/5)
A system of tornadoes appears out of nowhere on Christmas Day and terrorizes a Texas town forcing a family (@ImVictoriaPratt, @caspervandien, Haley Lu Richardson, Dmitri Schuyler-Linch) to band together to save each other & some others along the way.

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@FAFO_TV “I finally went viral, mom”

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@ckingdaily What’s the ring test?

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@InstaGator2024 @kaitlancollins the Tallahassee flea market closed in July :(

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@iFightForKids Dang listen to the cop wrist-shaming Gordo

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@deaflibertarian @iFightForKids Surprised it’s Arkansas and not Virginia Beach

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@PopCrave It’s so disheartening because at first they look like an older married couple who are maybe reliving the time they went to a Coldplay concert early in their relationship

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Now streaming on Amazon Prime and Apple TV+

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Director: Spiro Razatos
Writers: Mark Sevi, Mark L Lester
Production co: Cinetel Films
AKA: Class of 2001

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Class of 1999 II: The Substitute (1994, 3/5)
Teacher Caitlin Dulany is set to testify against a student/gang leader in a murder trial. He is out to get her, but thankfully killer teacher and possible android Sasha Mitchell shows up and protects her while killing off her students.

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Sequel to Class of 1999 and much lower budget. The cast is small and much of the movie is set in woods and fields. There are also way less special effects. You do get to see Caitlin’s boobs though, and the story is somehow even dumber than the previous film but in a fun way.

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Director: Mark L Lester (his last film before this was Class of 1984 which had a similar theme)
Writers: Mark L Lester, C Courtney Joyner, John Skipp
Production co: Lightning Pictures, Vestron Pictures

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Class of 1999 (1990, 3/5)
This is a dystopian straight to video film where areas of the US are lawless and largely run by teenager street gangs. A school overrun by gangs hires 3 android teachers to get the students in line. The robots decide death is the best discipline.

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Super cheesy but in the best possible way. The cast includes greats (Stacy Keach, Pam Grier, Malcolm McDowell, John P Ryan) as well as some lesser knowns (Bradley Gregg, Traci Lind). Includes tons of special effects and extras which made me wonder how this got so much funding.

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A bunch of foster kids brought together by a saintly matriarch. So this is sort of Four Brothers if it were a love story. #HeartsAroundTheTable #SpringIntoLove

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Oh they’re working together. That’s cute. #HeartsAroundTheTable #SpringIntoLove

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@JenniferCAspen @hallmarkchannel Looks beautiful but frigid

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@1kissmeans4ever Really?? Dang. Had stuff going on at the house and missed a couple scenes.

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#SisterhoodInc very cute movie. Glad I tuned in for the premier. A roller rink is a cute place for a first kiss.