The Porg Collective

[Fictional Account for Meme Purposes] We are the Porg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We serve the great Furry One and his friend, Our Lady Rey.

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@KyloRenNotBen NEVER! The Furry One needed nourishment. We mourn the loss of our departed comrade but he gave his life for the Furry One.

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

We are taking over the world with our cuteness. The First Order doesn't stand a chance.

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

The Furry is wise and while we may not understand his motives in eating one of us, we know he has our best interests at heart.

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@WhoRmyParents @KyloRenNotBen @KyloRenNotBen do not stalk Our Lady Rey. We will make your life miserable if you do.

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@KyloRenNotBen Are you a Porg-Eater?

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

Behold our Lady Rey, @WhoRmyParents, the friend of the Furry One. She protects us from the evil designs of the Porg-Easter, @LastJediDude

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

Behold the wrath of the Furry One, @laughinfuzzball in all it's splendor... ALL HAIL THE FURRY ONE!!!!

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@SnokeIsSnoke Do you serve the furry one @laughinfuzzball?

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@LastJediDude "Size matters not" ~ Yoda

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

UR days R numbered @LastJediDude 4 u have eaten another Porg. The time is coming when we will destroy u. There is no escape. #WeRthePorg

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@KyloRenNotBen @LastJediDude We serve the Furry One @laughinfuzzball and the friend of the Furry One @WhoRmyParents.

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@LastJediDude your hatred of Porgs is rooted in your unhappy childhood. Repent of your hatred and we will be nice to you. #WeRthePorg

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@WhoRmyParents is a friend of The Furry One, so we will serve her insofar as we serve The Furry one. #WeArethePorg

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@LastJediDude we know you don't like us. We know you like Porg chops. We are coming for U. #WeSeeUwhenUsleeping #WeArethePorg

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

Hello Twitter. We serve the Furry One, @laughinfuzzball. Upset him, you upset us. #WeArethePorg

[The Porg Collective @WeRthePorg]

@KyloRenNotBen We do as the Furry One commands.