HeSaidSheSaid

Comedians. Zombies. Lovers. Friends. @teejax and @CrispyPower finally want you to know what goes on behind closed doors. (WARNING: It's not that romantic.)

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He said: This kid has real Richard Schiff energy.

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He said: When they say "cozy neighborhood bar" in San Antonio, they just mean it has ceiling tiles.

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She said: Yeah, punch creepy Uncle Frank right in your dad's balls!
#Hellraiser

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She said: Loose lettuce sinks shits.

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He said: I'm glad I didn't have to be a man in the 70s.
She said: Yeah, what a sweaty time....

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He said: I could NOT stop farting around this woman who had described herself as someone who could "smell a shriveled grape in the crisper".

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He said: Oh yeah, they're going for the Oscar, fer sure.
She said: Nah, this is a funeral slideshow, AT BEST.

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She said: ....But it's very sexy. Because of the red flags. 🚩🚩

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She said: I can't believe we've lived here for 6 years and we never went to New Orleans.
He said: It's still.... far....?
She said: It's the closest good place!

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She said: You cannot sleep soundly in a tent.
He said: It is the worst and biggest part of camping.

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He said: You know how every train wreck starts as a perfectly normal train RIDE....?
#InsideManNetflix

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He said: What IS this, Carnivale!? GET OUTTA DA FUCKIN' STREET!

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He said: Sometimes they make the future look super sleek, but this is a *chunky* future.

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He said: They're gonna use the NOS. It's Chekhov's NOS.
#GuessWhatMovieWereWatching

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He said: Well, he HAS to get stabbed. It's Chekhov's lawn dart!

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He said: It's less like talking to a brick wall and more like talking to the moving-walkway recording.

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She said: Genius until proven stupid.
He said: Look how much you're enjoying this!

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He said: Short film is a rhythm.
She said: And rhythm........ is a dancer.

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She said: And DON'T tell me that's the kid's favorite bird when there is literally a macaw!

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He said: You just Kaiser Soze'd me!