What can all this activity mean?? Well it’s time to RATE SOME SANTAS of course! Send in you pics of Santa to the email in the profile and we’ll deliver some scores! (Remember-NO KIDS in the pics)
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After two 10s in a row, we have this fine fellow.
OK, no shirt - beard down around his neck - and OMG Menthols?
Going down the chimney over and over and over again can be hard enough on your lungs dude. Don't make it worse by smoking!
3/10
Our very first follower submission! Thanks to Elizabeth for sharing her father's passion.
Points for an outstanding suit! And extra credit for curling the beard to make it look just right.
10/10
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This Santa made a few suit modifications.
No hat
No sleeves
Plenty of bling
Some pity for fools
A hint of Pain!
I'd welcome this Santa to my house any day. 10/10!
@MrT
I'm not trying to be harsh on these Santas. The fact anyone would dress up shows they've got a great holiday spirit.
BUT -
If you're wearing a fake beard-keep it UP. And please Santa - stay off your phone. But it's good quality suit. Much better than dude on the right.
6/10
Ho Ho Ho everyone! Thanks for checking out the Santas I've been rating so far. Now I'd love for you to join the fun. Got a pic you want critiqued? Send it to [email protected]
1 VERY important rule: NO KIDS in the picture.
Wow....where do I start. Points off for fake beard. And lack of a full Santa suit is a problem. Although drinking the milk set out with cookies on Christmas Eve should be easy.
6/10
As you know, I deduct points for fake a beard. But this guy - I'm pretty sure this beard has eaten a child at some point. It almost has the effect of making his overall appearance look fake because it's SO BIG!
But points for the awesome mustache.
7/10
Of course there's a science to these ratings. Take the Santa below.
clean suit + bad ass sax - fake beard ÷ secret formula that totally uses math = 8/10
No body shaming intended, but I guess I need my Santas to be a little - larger. This guy's belly ain't gonna provide much "bowl full of jelly" action when he laughs. Although, finish off all those beers and he'll be headed in the right direction.
5/10
A sleigh with 8 (or 9) reindeer is preferred. But this is a pretty sweet ride. Points for great outfit and wearing the white gloves. Only negative, it's a lot harder to deliver presents around the world on a Vespa. Flying animals are really the best.
9/10