Mary

Et quoi
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[Mary @WeSaySummers]

I’ve been 23 for 5 months and I haven’t done the blink 182 joke once. Feel a pure failure

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

I’m shocked that I’m shocked this is a thing

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

Somebody tell me why I kept doing the robot

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

Feel truly betrayed by the multiple seeds in my seedless grapes.

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

Tell me why I can't walk past my sleeping dog without needing to cover her in a blanket and tuck her in

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

@emilycarnan take Rosie with me just so people think she's a guard dog

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

@emilycarnan I'll go out for a fag and never come back...

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

@emilycarnan you've got them massive fucking windows in the kitchen though, be shitting

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

@emilycarnan you know hill have eyes is gonna be even more brutal

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

@emilycarnan you better be back from uni for jeepers creepers 3, I'm never watching that on my own

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

@emilycarnan legit.

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

Adding successfully pretending to eat the half chewed up food my nephew keeps offering me to the CV.

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

"I'll check my balance before I buy it but I know I've got at least £90 in the bank." 😐

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

Time to start reevaluating your life when you've accidentally called your boyfriend "mum" for the 10th time 😐

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

My weekends sorted

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

I always feel wronged when I see an old lady's cleavage

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

You know it's a fancy hotel when the shitters separate from the shower

[Mary @WeSaySummers]

Easyjet have fucked us all today lads, if you knew all the staff weren't coming in you should have prepared and informed flyers. Not hard.