Life of a Desi

Bringing together Desis from all around the world since Nov. 10, 2013. Snapchat: lifeofadesi1

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

Yo girl is back! I apologize for the almost 4 year hiatus but new tweets will be coming soon! Stay spicy my friends! 😜🔥🌶

[jned @Englistani]

Nah they actually made a punjabi Starboy remix LOOOOOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂😂

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

White people eating Indian food like http://t.co/twKh1MkqqI

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

It makes me cringe when I see people kicking their books and backpacks.. 😁

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

white people say: uncle Dinesh
brown people say: Dinesh uncle

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

Happy friend zone day

*rakshabandhan

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

When parents yell into the car phone....like yo you're not calling India. They can hear you

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

Indian versions of Disney Princesses 😍

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

There should be a separate desi GPS that can account for all the illegal turns and stops that are made

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

Happy Independence Day India! 🇮🇳 #ProudToBeIndian #JaiHind

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

How my phone calls with my parents usually end up:
Me: Ok
Me: Ok
Me: Ok
Me: Ok
Me: Ok Bye
Me: Ok
Me: Ok
Me: Ok

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

"Why did the aunt cross the road?

Because she wanted to know if you were single or not."

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

Indian parents language:
“We’ll see” = no
“Maybe” = no
“Later” = no
“Yes” = no

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

Oh Bhagwan... I just cried. 😍 https://t.co/6ugFBAGJFk

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

white person: how do you say my name in Indian?

me: benchod :)

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

#ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️⛅️☁️
💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💧💦

🌾🌾💃🌾🌾🌾🌾🏃🌾

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

"Do you speak Indian?"
"No, that's not a language."
"Oh, so you speak Hindu right?"
"No." 😒 #DesiProbs

[Life of a Desi @WeSoDesi]

When your parents keep the plastic covers on items no matter how long ago you bought it. #desiprobs