Mike Jones

not replying to your burner Leviticus 25: 44-46 🩵

[Mike Jones @WeTweetJones]

Fuck LeBron, free Palestine

[Dean Oliver @DeanO_Lytics]

Usages last year:
LeBron: 27%
Maxey: 29%
Edgecombe: 19%
Brown: 35%
Embiid: 32%

Total: 142%

That ought to be interesting.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

this how CJ used to dance in San Andreas

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

It is so deeply funny that a person who does not understand that Citi Bikes are not city property is so often used and entrusted as an expert to discuss and justify the dismantling of the Iranian state and government. A truly lmao moment here.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

ppl gotta stop playing dollhouse with celebrity couples, some of yall are 40

[Quietinthechaos @Quietnthechaos]

Someone said “he’s telling cops to stand down” where 🧐😒 why do people have this need to create an alternate reality where the politicians they like “secretly actually mean this” “secretly he feels this way” “secretly he’s hiding his power level” 🙄

[Maine @mainey_maine]

They really kidnapped Maduro and his wife and just holding them hostage. I don’t think people realize how insane that is

[Mike Jones @WeTweetJones]

Islamophobia really be rooted in bigotry, while at the same time you gotta call out people practicing a religion where their prophet is a WHOLE ass pedo

[Wedginald VelJohnson @Wedgebuster515]

They know who to try, because I dream about this scenario.

[Mike Jones @WeTweetJones]

King David is not a historical person. Buddy really did the “we wuz kings”

[The Gulag @WelcomeTheGulag]

Israeli Prez says he's a descendant of King David

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

POV: Veronica got a call from her manager on her day off

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

sorry the what now

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

LOL SPAIN EDITED TRUMP OUT OF THE PHOTO 🤣🤣🤣

[Mike Jones @WeTweetJones]

Madonna starting to look like her

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[susan abulhawa | سوزان ابو الهوى @susanabulhawa]

"I'm too old, too tired, and too talented quite frankly to take any shit."

this should be everyone's mantra.

[Mike Jones @WeTweetJones]

Lucky is trash

[Mike Jones @WeTweetJones]

@St_Stephan91 You only have 10 years until the next one drops

[Mike Jones @WeTweetJones]

You gotta be rich to drive in the city. Parking alone