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Venting! Venting! Venting!

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Experiencing bike envy -- http://ow.ly/i/3szZ

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Aren't squalling infants illegal in bookstores? Why not?

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Headphones + eating a cookie = CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

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How's a girl supposed to enjoy her coffee when a spider the size of an armadillo comes scampering across the table to say Hello? yikes.

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Dear theatre major: Ssssshhh. You're out in a public place.

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How can the sound of an entire flock of agitated geese come from 2 seemingly innocuous middle-aged women (in an otherwise nice coffeehouse)?

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Somebody doesn't understand how to use an apostrophe. http://tweetphoto.com/11627124

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According to the ASPCA, rabbits are the 3rd most frequently euthanized animal in the U.S.

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Peculiar ancientguy in cafe talking about how beautiful Thai women are & how they get so excited at any display of $$:"Gotta have the...

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Coffeehouse moment: Listening to super-odd-looking oldguy yap on cellphone about sex, how often, where to get it, etc. Ick. T.M.I.

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Dear loud guy: While yammering on your cell in a public place, please don't make extended eye contact with strangers. Thank you.

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Dear cafe habitue: Plz, extended groaning is really not necessary. We all know you're relieved to have your cup of coffee. Also: no staring.

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Dear barista: When you sneeze (repeatedly), plz don't wipe your nose emissions all down your shirt. Kinda gross. Thank you. :-)

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Missionaries: Leave the poor kids alone, or just help their families. You're like a bunch of vultures.

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Suggestion, store owners: No need to get your panties in a bunch when someone takes a cellphone pic in yer store. We're not all corp. spies.

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That "faux" fur on your coat might just be real dog fur. How to tell the difference: http://ow.ly/10LUw

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Need ATT tech support? The only sure way to get a live human who knows how to speak coherently is to select the "Disconnect service" option.

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"Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us. The next available agent will be with you shortly" is the devil's favorite phrase.

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http://twitpic.com/zc731 - Decoration 4 the entryway of what's essentially a family restaurant / place to bring the kiddies. A thong-wearing

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http://twitpic.com/zc5wl - This cold, nervous dog did not enjoy being tied up outside on a cold, damp winter day while his human enjoyed cof