August

g59 flyin high 💀 1/26/18

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

“Are you a man or a woman?”
I am a villain.

“What gender are you?”
Evil.

“What’s in your pants?”
Doom.

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

I just cashapped a guy money cause his dms weren't open and I thought he was cute help.

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

:) :p

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

@Lizbuggie I deleted the tweets and educated myself on the situation. I had absolutely no idea, and I'm sorry for my horrible take on the situation. If you ever need to talk, I'm here. I'm so, so sorry this happened to you my friend.

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

@JackAnon_ Did you happen to live with them in the beginning of the pandemic, around the beginning of 2020? That's when I went came over, and delving deeper into the evidence they definitely are a bad person. They mentioned someone named Jack living with them.

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Hi Twitter it’s been a while haven’t changed much still the same piece of shit hope y’all doing well

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

I wanna kiss peep just once. Just a little peck. And a hug. I miss you Gus. :(

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Oh, one more. Found a confession notebook of all my dad’s crimes (including murder, theft and spousal abuse) and my mom beat me like no tomorrow while calling me a disrespectful piece of shit. Gotta love ya, ma.

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Just found out my dad stole my inheritance from my grandma and spent it on heroine and speed (I had no idea he even did drugs) and the time he was “sick” he was seizing on the couch from too much drugs/alcohol so yeah dad maybe this is why I don’t come over anymore?

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Anyway I’m not tryna be like “poor me” my bro and I’s lives are great now and we’re very happy but just had to get that out. I love my parents but god damn they’re more of a shit show than I ever even imagined.

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

You gonna do something about all the kids you put in concentration camps or what cause this whole “save everybody else but immigrant aliens” shit is getting REAL old.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Half of America's children who are living in poverty will be lifted out of it thanks to the American Rescue Plan.

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Working OT today this is how I be rn

[8bitfiction @8bitfiction]

couldn’t have dreamt of someone like you.

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Love u big boy

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

This app makes my brain want to both puke and kill itself

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Made an Instagram for my animal adventures over at augiesreptiles if y’all are interested ☺️

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Josh is the best Josh don’t try to fight me on it

[August @WeWillBeGiants]

Let’s goooo

[Josh A @OfficialJoshA]

UPDATE: ANXIOUS DROPS TONIGHT @ MIDNIGHT EST