WeaponTheory

In a boring world where dirty jokes get you canceled.
I make Mortal Kombat content when bored.
Twisted sense of humor.
Not a suck-up. Believer of tough love.

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

#ChangeMyMind

[JORGETA HORAPLAY @canal_horaplay]

Tô fechado com Yoshiaki Koizumi! A MELHOR COISA DA NINTENDO DIRECT É ESSE MEME!

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@hidpict Oh, fuck.
You're gonna make me squirm.

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@ToddManyNumbers Holy fking sht.
And here I thought McFarlane wouldn't have the scrotes to do Greek era Kratos.
🥹

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@arashisonline He even stuttered at the beginning! 🤣

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@poopysocks @ScalpersDaWild @pok_re92689 "Wow. You want the $160 box set? Where'd you even get that kind of cash, kid?"

The father:

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@preterniadotcom I got excited until I remembered that it's a $$ four pack. 😭

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@DRACOWORLDORDER All it's missing is The Birthday Stripper of Gaming.

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@ehebai I like how she looks at the guards like:
"Y-y'all really gonna stand there and let him do that to me?"

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@TheLightsOfGrad @MentalAwesome @Wario64 My brother in Christ, you forget the many shitastic Live-Action "It's Totally" Resident Evil films? They don't give a single phuck.

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

You motherf**kers still want a Days Gone sequel or have y'all finally learn to let that dream go? 🤔
#DaysGone #Playstation

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@slr_pwr ..... 🤔

They've made my favorite suit as a wearable in-game costume!

I love them for that. 😍

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

Y'all made my favorite suit a pre-order bonus instead of an in-game unlock.

Boy, fuq you.

[Insomniac Games @insomniacgames]

Unleash your full potential.

Get EXCLUSIVE suits and claws when you pre-order the Digital Deluxe Edition of Marvel's Wolverine!

Pre-order now: https://t.co/O1ZqYNUoQC

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@MaxDash9 @insomniacgames @SJSharkFinatic If you're that desperate to buy plastic. There's a McFarlane Toys Wolverine game statue you can preorder.

https://t.co/vKbFTEWZxq

[McFarlane Toys @mcfarlanetoys]

Wolverine 1:10th scale posed statue from the upcoming Marvel Wolverine game releasing on September 15th is available for pre-order NOW at select retailers! ➡️ https://t.co/cCj8SqRwlk

Stands approximately 7.2" tall and includes an environmental base with backdrop and art card

#Marvel #McFarlaneToys #Wolverine

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@MARVELCosmicInv The Punisher 😏

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https://t.co/VxpQJ8S2zh

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

I do an unprofessional unboxing of #McFarlaneToys #MortalKombat Klassic figure, Sub-Zero vs Mileena two-pack.
Full video in my Youtube:
https://t.co/VxpQJ8S2zh

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@StreetFighter When It's Your Turn To Story Read In Class And There's A Swear Word Coming Up.

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@StreetFighter When It's Your Turn To Story Read In Class And There's A Swear Word Coming Up.

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@AvengerCovin1 @RavenousLeena While MK11 was on life-support, there was a Kombat Pack leak saying Conan will be DLC, and I was legit excited.
Of course that got pushed for M1K instead, but yeah, I hated M1Ks gameplay so much, my hyped for Conan immediately dropped.

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@jymmycrackcorn @RavenousLeena With that stipulation in mind.
There's not a lot of oldschool female representation.
The only characters that make sense is Lara Croft but y'all lose your shit every time a char w/ guns gets mention.
Runner up is The Bride, while Buffy needs to be in INJ.

[WeaponTheory @WeaponTheory]

@jymmycrackcorn @RavenousLeena As a fella pushing 40, she's kinda speaking the truth. But what these NRS gen kids don't realize is that the DLC is moreso for the oldheads that are barely there, to try to keep us in.
And it's something the youngins gonna have to respect and deal with it. (1/2)