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si vis pacem para bellum |
same shit different toilet |
neoliberal-socialism's strongest warrior |
journaling the end of Pax Americana

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Not even 535 Sleepy Joe's can save you now.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Everything feels like this right now

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Lmao this is how I broke my leg at 6yo, lil bro and I running around cushion to cushion playing floor is lava

[Justine Harper @mshodl]

Well we are officially at this stage of boyhood

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@tenobrus Oh great it can even replace autistics

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I always cringe at the comments I see about bpd women, but then my mom goes and does something textbook bpd and I just...

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I live a pretty simple, small life in Charlotte.

If I had to do it in Iowa I'd end up blowin my shit smooth off.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I genuinely don’t understand why people don’t sell everything they have, move to Iowa, buy a beautiful old house for next to nothing, and start enjoying a simpler, better, and more affordable life.

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I've always preferred "nuthugging" tbh

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

I find it distasteful how internet culture abandoned "ass-kissing" in favor of "dick-riding"

Pornified and undignified

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Aw shucks, how convenient...

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

Trump told me this a couple of hours before Bibi struck Iran. He has turned himself into a prisoner of other people's decisions.

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Proximity to deal will naturally be correlated to intensity of strikes.

[Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork]

Trump to Channel 12: ‘We were close to signing a final agreement with Iran.’

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

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If one were assessing the likelihood one would simply not assess it as low

[ILRedAlert @ILRedAlert]

A security source told Ynet that Israel does not know whether Iran will act on its threats but assesses the likelihood as low, while stressing that all scenarios are being prepared for.

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Not wasting any time I see

[Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork]

Following threats from Iran, the IDF says it is preparing for missile fire towards Israel in the coming hours, according to IDF Spokesperson

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If you don't already sell banana suits it's already too late to cash in

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

don’t mind banana guy too much but i remember when i saw death grips, all these reddit nerds thought it would be funny to show up in overalls and a propeller hat and a big lollipop but they all had the same idea so like half the crowd at every show was grown men dressed like that

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I didn't think I could love End It anymore but they proved me wrong.

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

having a gf is insane bc its like a datacenter in that it doesn't actually consume much water

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@policytensor It would only be strange if there were no such thing as "inventory".

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Doing it as a history major is just salt in the wound

[taobanker @taobanker]

boomer origin stories are always like "Finally at 35 years old I decided to get serious with my life -- fortunately there was a national shortage of hedge fund analysts"

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Being drunk is no excuse either!

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Being "ugly" ain't even the problem I would have with this...

Don't slide me notes showcasing bad grammar.

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Probably the ugliest girl I’ve seen in my entire life slid me this instead of a tip at work. Kinda sucks that there’s a 90% chance I’m texting her bombed at 3 AM tonight but I’m in no condition to be turning down free hole as of late #dryspell #YouEitherHungryOrYouNot

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All of this after gutting USAID - folks have no idea the amount of pressure the world is coming under.

[Matthew Gross @HurricaneAddict]

I really don't think enough people fully comprehend the worlds that are about to collide here.

You already have people in geopolitical circles warning about the threat of famine based on surging prices / availability of fertilizer components, and you also have long-term weather modeling all converging on a worst case scenario for a building El Nino event, which will peak near the end of the year. These are two slow moving but entirely predictable disasters that when coupled together will each make the other orders of magnitude worse. (This will take months to fully unfold, but at this point, the die is cast.)

There's no event in our history books that combines the current global population with the impending fertilizer shortage and the strength of the El Nino that's coming. We are about to witness an unprecedented event that will push crops around the globe to their limit.