ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス

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Weapons-Grade Superhuman. The Wrestling Protagonist on the hero's journey. Allegedly a cyborg in human skin.
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┆𝐑𝐏 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 — Not @CallMeKrisStat ┆
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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𝘞𝘌𝘈𝘗𝘖𝘕𝘚-𝘎𝘙𝘈𝘋𝘌 | 𝘚𝘜𝘗𝘌𝘙𝘏𝘜𝘔𝘈𝘕
𝙀𝙍𝙕𝘼 𝙇𝘼𝙕𝘼𝙍𝙐𝙎
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[ https://t.co/JIck6dhb9X ]
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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POV: I'm going to Goozle you before hitting you with a Powerbomb. (You're afraid.)
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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All things heat up in the Summer of Lazarus.
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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When I see the Lazarus signal in the sky, I'll be there.
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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As dark days seem to triumph, am I hearing the call of a hero's comeback?
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[SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING @ShWfed]

RUMBLE TAGS: @_MyNameIsMUD__ @a55_h01e @BetterTDUK @BreaLombardi @EmeryvillePro @IzzyVanDoren @JaylaCruz_ @Lisacanrana @MadKittenBrooke @plzDoDrugs @DashaThane @KITTYCLAWED @rosegxldaura @NastyNadiaPW @MaraJadeMiller @GodsRevoIver_ @UnholyHarlow @T0TALECLlPSE And MANY MORE!

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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We don't stop until we're the undisputed champion of the multiverse.
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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We mount a comeback. We make the world notice us. We don't let the end of the last chapter be the downfall of The Protagonist.

We're so fucking back!
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[SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING @ShWfed]

HAPPY SUNDAY, INMATES!
I am proud to announce the first PPV of 2026 is LIVE!! So welcome to Chapter 7 — DAWN OF THE DEATHMATCH II: DOUBLE TAP!

LINK;; https://t.co/GDbpLzBgMy

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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I'm not aimless without the Brightburn Championship. My eyes are continually pointed skyward.

Gia has her eyes aimed towards her own ass. Glorious it may be; I'll kick it into a bloody pulp!

Lazarus doesn't fall!
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[SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING @ShWfed]

OPEN MATCH
@WeaponsGradeLaz vs. @GIATheeGreat
DEATHMATCH MATCH

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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2025 has been a year of going above and beyond expectations.

In 2026, I plan only to go further beyond. No wasted motion. No time like the present.
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

The frustration in the core of my soul right now is unbearable. My first championship since finding myself has slipped through my fingers.

I could have done more. Should have done more. And whatever comes next; I'll ascend more.

[SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING @ShWfed]

After a few weeks of Technical issues... I am pleased to annouces that CHAPTER FIVE - NINTH CIRCLE 4: BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL is live!!

- The Warden.
LINK: https://t.co/TUfAOF9Kks

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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⠀⠀ At this point I'm just flexing on yesterday by being cooler today.
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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Promises of crowns mean nothing if you're not strong enough to wear them. And I'm strong enough to carry everything!
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[Emeryville Pro Wrestling Academy @EmeryvillePro]

Kept you waiting, huh?

The first part of our explosive final shows of 2025 and Phase Two season finale.

EVP Anarchy In The Arena: Night One is available to view on @BattlegroundNet!

https://t.co/yGhRGvvA5w

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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Eating the pin to validate your hissy fit was annoying. But a stacked deck against me hasn't intimidated me before. The real torture will be when I still win against the odds.

That's what it means to be me. To be Brightburn Champion.
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[SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING @ShWfed]

MAIN SHOW

CO-MAIN EVENT ;; 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄, 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 & 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏
𝘌𝘙𝘡𝘈 𝘓𝘈𝘡𝘈𝘙𝘜𝘚 © [@WeaponsGradeLaz] 𝘷𝘴 𝘚𝘒𝘠𝘓𝘌𝘙 𝘊𝘈𝘙𝘚𝘖𝘕𝘚 [@HerSkyWay] 𝘷𝘴 𝘒𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘠 𝘝𝘌𝘟 [@LittleMissVex]

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

Well, it's kinda awkward we both plan to show up as the same thing. One of us is gonna have to change.

1, 2, 3 - Not it!

[Mara Jade Miller (Theyity/Themperor) @MaraJadeMiller]

It's Halloween so I came as the next FGA World Champion.

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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Don't you worry, Tapp. As the protagonist, I'll help take you from good enough to kinda better.
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[Frontier Grappling Arts @FGAwrestling]

Autumn Annihilation
Card for 10/31/25
Raleigh, NC
https://t.co/6mYPQZkl4l

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

Not so much flirting with disaster than bringing someone to sit in the corner while fucking it; but so be it.

Your hissy fit won't get you far enough to take this title from my waist.

[SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING @ShWfed]

After MATCH 8, the CoMain Event happens! Its the Brightburn Champion @WeaponsGradeLaz teaming up with @LittleMissVex against @HerSkyWay & @WarriorDestroy0 & if Skyler / Kali win? Skyler is added to the BRIGHTBURN CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH at NINTH CIRCLE 4: BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL !

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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Consider the chapter closed.
We move forward. We move higher.
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[Frontier Grappling Arts @FGAwrestling]

Slampede Double Shot
Nights 1 and 2
[ON-DEMAND REPLAY]
https://t.co/gVz4E1iiOc

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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Face on the poster.
Name on the championship.

You may be KING in name; but I'm KING in every EVP ring no matter where it is on the globe.
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[Emeryville Pro Wrestling Academy @EmeryvillePro]

The battle for Emeryville Pro is fought on foreign soil in this Two Night extravaganza hailing from Manchester, England!

The full card for EVP Anarchy In The UK, is available to view here:

https://t.co/MxTSDUjGt3

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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More people need to practice keeping out of my business. Especially if all you're offering is a temper tantrum.

Well, there's no reward for that. You're just going to get beat again.
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[SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING @ShWfed]

KILLER SURF 4: LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT is LIVE on our NEW SHW HUB! WELCOME TO THE NEW LOOK OF SLAUGHTER!

SHOW LINK: https://t.co/9bia1jTvon

[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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I hope that UK crowd is ready to get loud for some Lazarus love. Cause this championship is getting World distinction when I come around.
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[ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス @WeaponsGradeLaz]

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I hope that UK crowd is ready to get loud for some Lazarus love. Cause this championship is getting World distinction when I come around.
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[Emeryville Pro Wrestling Academy @EmeryvillePro]

Right then!

EVP Anarchy In The UK card next week, lads.