3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to
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Dear Men: We’re on a date. I tell you I’ve got ketamine and a pretty friend and ask you if you want to have a threesome. We party, you conk out on ket, and I text fifty of my closest male friends that meat’s back on the menu. Thank goodness only five show up; your poor hole!