Mauricio Perusquia

Singer, Actor, Hunter, Father of Some, Master of None not going to tell you the rest so I can make it up as I go.

[Mauricio Perusquia @WeareMaurice]

Need a ride today girly?

[Mauricio Perusquia @WeareMaurice]

@GCCISD +?

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https://t.co/fFGC8xlnjW

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Fun Fact: you can live the entire rest of your life without breathing

[Jonathan Martin @theboyonthebike]

The Lord's table isn't blandly "inclusive." It's the atomic bomb that destroys barriers between male & female, Jew & Greek, slave & free.

[Mauricio Perusquia @WeareMaurice]

Nadie me quiere todos me odian, mejor me como un gusanito

[Mauricio Perusquia @WeareMaurice]

Nah I'm probably imagining it.

[Mauricio Perusquia @WeareMaurice]

Do people hate me this week?

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The news today: horrible bombings in Israel, growing tensions with Rusia, and Kim Kardashian is releasing a book of selfies.

[Mauricio Perusquia @WeareMaurice]

I've seen parts of mars with more moisture than this chicken!

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I feel like everybody in this show has fucked a demon at some point. #supernatural

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The price of bacon is rising. #apocalypsenow

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Isn't it amazing how a storm cloud seen from a distance looks static and serene? So poetic

[Mauricio Perusquia @WeareMaurice]

In 2002, America had 10,240 nuclear weapons. That's over 9,000

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This Benny guy he's uuhhhhh not too competent eh?

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Vampire Pirates. #supernatural