The Disappointed Optimist

Twitter isn't real. Calm your taytas and put away your peens.

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@CookieWolf94 You gotta love how tolerant and kind the left is

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@iFightForKids Oh no that's terrible. Do it again

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@jk_rowling Freaking clown world, man. Imagine making front pages because you pointed out a basic biological fact. We have one of the worlds greatest authors of our time, and people wanna focus on the unending psychobabble that comes from the Trans community.

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@creepydotorg Contrary to popular belief and criticism, she did not have epilepsy. Autopsies proved that. Her family were not religious extremists. They went through all the proper channels and only turned to an exorcist after all else had failed and she was already close to death.

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 The inmates have a point though

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@creepydotorg Boys... dont...

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@creepydotorg My heart still breaks for poor Simon...

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@creepydotorg Fatal insomnia. Basically, when someone is about to fall asleep, they'll get a mix of extreme panic and a feeling of being electrocuted. Eventually they die from exhaustion...

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Sleep Paralysis

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In memory of the late OJ Simpson, I would like to remind everyone of this mat TV skit. https://t.co/3ymyNHydc3

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@DominickW97 @darwinsflock @TheNerdyGuyOG @creepydotorg Um... 13 percent of the population commits 69 percent of the crime. It ain't whites.

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@TheStarsan @jk_rowling I guess that makes sense. Everything is relative

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@TheStarsan @jk_rowling My friend, wtf you talking about? Right there in the middle.
Southern most state.

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@TheStarsan @jk_rowling You don't consider texas to be south?

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@TheStarsan @jk_rowling You can't get good tamales up north

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@TheStarsan @jk_rowling The south is the best. We have the best food

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OJ literally just died and there's already a documentary out. Just curious... do you think they make the documentaries before they decide which celebrity to kill?

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I've just gotten to the point that when someone tries to flirt with me I just say "Sir, this is a Wendy's." It's like am automatic eject button

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@thefuturefyre No way. I think she's one of the most brilliant white women out there.

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I love Beyonce. It's so empowering to see a strong white female go from making rap to returning to her rural country roots.

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@BlueDeep_0 Why is the ocean on fire? And why are boats using water to put out the ocean?