Weary Adventurer

Only selling the finest wares since the 1200s Check your local corner store, I may be there instead. Open to barter for any particularly mysterious items...

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

@gregthesorcerer @red_sorcerer_ Are you seeing this…

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

I've been gone for a while because i wwas taken to the dungeons for selling microscopic bone eating termites.

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

Yet another botched resurrection ritual. surely using the same cadaver wouldn't hurt.

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

What? No, I wanted a homieculus, a spirited companion, a fellow, a drinking buddy perhaps.

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

@BimbleWizard I found it in a field and kicked it so hard it landed up on that ledge! I don't have a ladder that tall!

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

Recently returned from the stars, what happened while I was away?

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

Send me to the stars I’ll come back not quite the same.

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

Send me to the stars I’ll come back not quite the same.

[◇Enchantress Posting◇ @notawitchbro]

The #MagesPartyForProgress makes an urgent proposal to the Imperial Parliament: to permit the use of the Arcane University’s Thermodynamic Adjustment Research Program (TARP) Satellite. TARP will provide full control of weather patterns in the Empire to safely melt the ice.

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

Twas

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Auspicious signs this morning, very favorable, today’s going to be a good day.

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

Auspicious signs this morning, very favorable, today’s going to be a good day.

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

@studyeroftomes call that osteology

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

@felixofinch old

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@BimbleWizard sorry i just saw a blimble

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

@BimbleWizard AH!

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

I strayed too far from salt water i feel awful. terrible. sickly.

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

came across a dreadful beast…

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You cant gain this knowledge from sitting in a tower all day. I learned it in the field. Chiseled in cave walls. Reading the veins of leaves in a shadowed woodland. Maybe you were an egg, how would you know? Maybe you still are. How would you know? Maybe a big spider? Spider egg?

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

I was born from an egg that spontaneously appeared in a forest clearing. That egg hatched and another egg came out. I don't really remember, because I was an egg at the time. Hard to say because eggs can't remember things, and if I was an egg and eggs could remember, I would.

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@GblinApprentice Many of my friends are wizards, but many of my enemies are also wizards. troubling!

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

@DirtyPeasantMan thank you prime minister

[Weary Adventurer @WearyShopkeep]

Still feeling it

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feeling like a frolicking boar