Miles Upshur

● Miles upshore as a freelance reporter/Immortal host of the walrider, a sinister kid ● writer & artist ●

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I hate this place. And I hate their coffee. #MountTrashive

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@GroomDownstairs { THANK YOU!!!!

Yeah it's just an on and off thing with me haha }

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{ I caught a bad cold so sorry if I do not respond to posts. Still love y'all take care! }

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@BlaireCEO { at least come and visit me 👀 }

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@BlaireCEO { you gotta share with me if you win. }

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@WaylonPark666 Dark images? Can you elaborate? Like static on screens? Or flickering lights?

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@OneArmedBlaire { let's just be honest i completely deserved it haha }

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@BlaireCEO { I can't deal with the sandals }

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@WaylonPark666 I'd say it's the place's vibe, you just have to go mad or turn into a monster. It's quite the surprise that we haven't as well, hm?

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@OneArmedBlaire { God, I hATE MYSELF }

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@OneArmedBlaire { Goddamnit hahaha }

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@WaylonPark666 I mean what can you expect when you have to work like about 30ft underground, am I right?

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@OneArmedBlaire { To be hONEST: I didn't have the patience to go and see what it said (what does it say in that one second?) I just realized it says something after uploading the tweet hahaha }

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@StillPartlySane Nah. I think not.

Oh yeah that kinda stuff. Happens to the average man on a daily basis, am I right?

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{ Miles is just that kind of person that you don't really want to have around but at some point he eventually lives at your house and eats your cereals. }

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Jeremy, we've been "friends" for so long now. The question is are you lying to me or are you lying to yourself?

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@StillPartlySane Yeah, I thought to stop drinking coffee helped but it's not the coffee. About 3years I've come to realize it's definitely the walrider.

Oh yeah? Tell me about it.

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A sassy comment.

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@StillPartlySane It's been quite a while, yeah. Thanks though, I'm doing as bad as always but how about you? Are you fine?

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I feel extra whitty today, so what am I going to tweet about today? Blair's terrible haircut? The miserable coffee at Mount Massive? Bad internet connection?

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@BlaireCEO You're welcome.