Former.

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@DavidLimbaugh Receipts! — or you’re still on the DL

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@WilliamShatner For all who celebrate Friday Junior

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@Joshua_M_Hump Am I reading this correctly Joshua?

“married man & working since I was 15”

Respect!

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@Brian_Sauve Which song will you be your first single released to radio? 📻

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@theistinthought Or — podcasts 👀

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@barr_nc Complete with an enclosed automotive proving ground for my Matchbox cars

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@roddreher 👀

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@Milajoy Obvi

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@realJeremyCarl Ok — I’ll bite.

Who in SC even has a shot at defeating Lindsey Graham in upcoming primary?

Asking for a friend.

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@JosephMDonahoe 👀

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@HansFiene Model citizen — zero discipline

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@Not_the_Bee h/t — Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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@dcexaminer Why can’t we report high strangeness for what it clearly is?

Next up: “Christmas ghost impersonators convert a miser into a philanthropist.”

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@HansFiene So, where’s all the sweet Donall & Conall merch, Patrick?

My tax return’s burning a whole in my pocket.

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@SteveGuest Go dark — or go home 💥

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@OrevaZSN @david_negley Enter your code.
Now — do it again.
Once more — enter your code —

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@goatfoot21 Thanks for the recommendation! I enjoyed the spicy ketchup on my fries — along with my first Jalapeño & Cheese Whataburger!

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I’m stopping at Whataburger for the first time ever. What should I order?

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@JesseHughes My $5-Red-Baron-pizza habit says you’re wrong 🍕