The Weaver's

The Weaver's take time to sit & have dinner most nights. Only, the chatter is normally slightly lower in tone than most families & simply outright ridiculous.

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I really fancy a proper hot chocolate, maybe even a controversial one, like mint chocolate, just saying.

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For the record I have been slack & also dinner talks have been so god damn awful I haven't the heart to post them!

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Big little weaver to grandad 'you've got a missed call' grandad to big little weaver 'it's just how I like them' #wittyremarks

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The grandparents are over, so Mumma thinks it's okay to discuss Pappa in a thong & hold ups. Puddings not going to go down so easy now.

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Discussing Mumma & Pappa's archery lessons over Sunday breakfast. Wow.

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today's dinner discussion was about punctuation & how useful it can be. 'Let's eat Grandad!' vs 'Let's eat, Grandad!' for example.

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Pappa's dinner story today is about a gent who had a successful penis transplant, its too weird having another mans penis, so had it removed

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Big Little Weaver making 'wheataporridge' complaining about cooking and orange juice, sounding like a hungover Pappa Weaver.

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A classic is Big Little Weaver used to ask nightly what kind of Chicken is this, the response varied; pork, beef, lamb, chicken...

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Pappa Weaver is trying to get Big Little Weaver to text a random phone number e.g my 'textdoorneighbour'

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The Weaver's (being my family & I) are pretty ridiculous. So I shall be tweeting some of our dinner chatter