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Reports Of Human Sized Rat Flood Bleeter After Apparent Sighting Of The Creature In Liberty City Subway Tunnels

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Local Leonida Man Says That Keeping An Alligator As A Pet Has Helped His Divorce

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Local Las Venturas Man Says That "anyone who hates foreigners can fuck my wife"

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Woman Caught On Fire By Her Grill In Rockford Hills

Fire Fighters Say "Smells Like Bacon"

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LTD Grove Street Gas Station Robbed, And Owner Shot Dead After Trying To Defend Establishment

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BREAKING: Dirt Bike Dirt Bag

Cops Fail To Stop Thugs On Motorcycles Terrorizing Vice City

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Leonida Man Sucked Into Water Spout

Demands New Suit

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Arrow Gas Station Robbed Thrice In One Week

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#GTA6 #GTAVI

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LSPD Chase Ends In Fiery Explosion As Suspect Clips Front End Of Civilian Vehicle And Flips Out Of Control

Civilian Is In Stable Condition, Suspect Dead On Impact

#GTA #GTA5 #GTA6

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A Man Has Reportedly Had A Heart Attack Outside Of The Vespucci @BurgerShotGTA

#GTA #GTA5 #GTA6

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A Mysterious Man Was Spotted Near The Outskirts Of Paleto Bay

Be Advised

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A Man Was Shot Dead Today At The Liberty City Subway Station. The LCPD Say That The Man Was Shot 5 Times In The Chest

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[Update On RON Gas Explosion] ByStanders Say They Saw A Man Smoking In A Black Truck Moments Before The Explosion Accord

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[Breaking News!] A RON Gas Station Has Exploded In Liberty City Killing 2 People. The Cause Of The Explosion Is At This Time Unknown

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The Shootout That Accord At The Paleto Bay Police Station Has Ended After A 2 Hour Long Attack By Some Crazy Red Necks

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[Breaking News!] A Shootout Is In Progress At The Paleto Bay Police Station