𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴. #𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘙𝘗 (THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT)

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

ＭＩＧＵＥＬ Ｏ＇ＨＡＲＡ　—　ＳＰＩＤＥＲ－ＭＡＮ　２０９９

- 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝

- 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤

- 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐕

- 𝐀𝐔 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧

-𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@COSMIC_THWIPS --

Once again, basking in a dim light, Miguel O'Hara stepped back to marvel at the dinner he prepared for the two of them — well-made and well-earned.

"Take a seat," he offered as soon as he notice her smell from the door.

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍
𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐨𝐫 [@COSMIC_THWIPS]

New York City, Tuesday — 2025.
11:19PM

The Brood gave in to the brunt of his swing, empowered by his heavy weight before kicking off at the peak to send him soaring into the air like a bird.

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[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@COSMIC_THWIPS --

The tang of metal utensils huddling close together reverberated through the kitchen, emanating from the dining room. The smell of the meal was strong in the kitchen too, but the dining room was where it was coming from.

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[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@ofhisoptimism --

accurate to refer to these as profanities. To whom they were directed, it was tough to say.

"Perfect. Just perfect. You managed to set us back several hours."

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@ofhisoptimism “Time to ask some questions then,” O’Hara stole their attention by pushing the bundle of baddies into a swing.

He caught them with his talons, which ultimately silenced their whining.

“Ground rules,” he started. “Whoever speaks gets hurt less.”

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@ofhisoptimism Miguel 𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙀𝘿 his arm free in protest, but it was already too late. Their heads hung low, and they dangled without so much as a squeak as a result of their being out cold.

One would think the Brood was muttering a prayer in Spanish, but it was more

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[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@COSMIC_THWIPS --

𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵, Miguel thought. A buffer period.

As promised, he made a beeline for the kitchen and got to work. Hence, while the running shower announced her preoccupation, the stove's sudden ignition announced his arrival.

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@COSMIC_THWIPS And so it came to pass.

As fresh as a fruit bowl, Miguel meagerly wandered into her apartment. He felt relief wash over him when he turned the knob and the door opened, even more so when he heard the shower still on.

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[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@ofhisoptimism --

Eventually, the fuse burned out, and there was silence again. Thus, Spider-Man 2099 turned to the more modern arachnid in his midst and sighed.

"What's the punishment for talking 𝙩𝙤𝙤 much?"

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@ofhisoptimism 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝘾 was an understatement when it came to encapsulating the sudden eruption of testimonies from the bundle of baddies in their midst.

O'Hara nodded along, at the very least satisfied by their degree of participation.

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[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@COSMIC_THWIPS —

He noticed how close she was to him, almost like he could feel the inches between them radiate some sort of energy. A force.

But he turned his head back straight, and unhanded the railing himself.

“I can start cooking too, while I wait for you.”

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@COSMIC_THWIPS “I can just stop by after I take my shower,” he shrugged, still stagnant. “I’ll let myself in and wait for you. Is that alright?”

Miguel leered over his shoulder; his red eye like an extremely heated sun rising at dawn.

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[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@WebOfTheZenith “ No clue, I don’t know who the hell these guys work for. “

Pete gently kicked the armor gently, hands reaching into his pockets to grab his carton of cigarettes, rolling the mask up a bit to place one into his mouth.

“ They suck though, know that for sure. “

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

"Oh, I'm sorry. Is this a bad time to get in the way of fucking up your lungs? Get your ass over here, 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰."

His ox-like arms were crossed beneath his chest as he looked them over. Tactical armor. Tactical weaponry. Could be a private army?

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[ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ @ofhisoptimism]

“ Oh right, I forgot, whenever I’m involved, it’s my fault. How dare I forget? “

Pete heard the footsteps of the one he’d just finished pummeling along with the unsheathing of a knife. An elbow was sent back, right as he’d near the spider, resulting in a violent crack of both—

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@ofhisoptimism "𝙎.𝙃.𝙄.𝙀.𝙇.𝘿?" O'Hara almost choked at the thought of it. But after giving it a second, it could not possibly be 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩. Then again, the possibility of it was still uncertain.

"It wouldn't happen to be led by a caped kook by the name of Doctor Doom, would it?"

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@COSMIC_THWIPS --

"Mind if I... join you? For a meal, I mean," he quickly added.

[𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 @WebOfTheZenith]

@COSMIC_THWIPS --

He sauntered past her, but could not fully make it through. His foot lingered upon the topmost step of the staircase that led down to their hall, his fingers intimately curled along the railing with no sign of relinquishing it any time soon.

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