Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger)

The rootin' tootin' gun shootin' webslingin' avenger of the west

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

"In a world full up on evil... I aim to do a little good."

Howdy folks, Pat O'Hara here.

- Earth-31913

- First Spider-RP

- No Lewd

- Get along, little Spidey

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

"Chin up, partner. Sometimes life throws you a tumbleweed, and the only thing you can do is let it run you down. You can always get up again, no problemo."

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

He's mighty confused.

"I just heard a fella say that a certain kinda music ain't 'real'. If it's a musical sound, then what the hell would it be if not music?"

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

@SpiderBeat You mean those contraptions that takes a photograph? Must take ages to make one of these moving pictures seein' as how it takes 8 hours for one photograph to develop!

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

What in Sam Hill is a movie?

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

The place you go to not find the movie you’re looking for.

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

@SpiderBeat The Crimson Chin and Catman

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

Where in the Sam Hill is all the meat and noodles? This here is horse food.

[𝘙.𝘐.𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 ✨ @SpideyRIP]

What a disaster of a meal.

All that nutrient-less iceberg lettuce. It should be spinach and kale! And more carrots, too!

You call this a vegetarian lasagna?!Amateurs!

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

What is the West if not freedom persevering?

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

@SpiderBeat I once tried to electrically charged my webshooters like one of y'all city spiders. Only problem is my guns are metal... Couldn't feel my hands for weeks. Warn't no success there.

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

Some may say that the devil doesn't have a soul. What do people associate with the soul? The heart. So Mephisto is heartless. *A* HEARTLESS. They're establishing a Kingdom Hearts Cinematic Universe.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

//Y'all, hold up, I'm about to blow this shit wide open. Disney owns Marvel, right? You know what else Disney owns? 101 Dalmatians. Who's the villain in that movie? Cruella de Vil. DE VIL. DEVIL. The Cruella movie is going to introduce Mephisto.

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

@DeluxeLuigi_ If you can copy this, change the pilot.
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[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

@SpideyWebby2 "Wait, I know this one. Mr. Morales taught me. I'm s'posed to say Polo, right?"

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

@MaximumEffort42 🥶 I can freeze people

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

"And I envy you, city slicker, what with your bacon cheeseburgers and reality television. What a life of luxury!"

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

"A man don't need much more than his horse. Long as he's got his guns and his horse, he's got everything."

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

"What, may I ask, is a "Helicarrier"?"

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

@Multiversal_Owl //2 Owl 2 Man

Owlman: Tokyo Drift

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

"Yes sir. Explorer Onika Tanya Maraj coined the term in my world but too long ago. She's a swell gal, likes to sing in saloons."

[𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐍𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞. . . 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐝-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @SentientGrains]

"That makes sense actually."

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

"Ain't no radio in my world. Only have a little experience with it from visiting y'all during that inheritor business. So no, I'm reckonin' he ain't got no podcast."

[Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger) @WebSlinger31913]

As the sun starts to set, Patrick lays a hand on Widow's neck and says, "Sun's gettin' real low, partner. Let's head home."

He hops into his saddle and clucks, and Widow picks up a trot as they ride off into the sunset.