probably peter parker

i post random shit ://

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

@quill_rocket yoooo read this, that last sentence gave me the feels. i loved every single second of that movie

[mafer @filmsfern]

THEY SAID FUCK TOXIC MASCULINITY #GoldenGlobes

[moiving, dm for new @ @nikiforcvs]

you’ll always be ‘young’ in someone’s eyes and ‘old’ in someone else’s eyes, ‘talented’ to a friend and ‘terrible’ to another. the world’s never gonna agree on a definition of what you are, so you might as well ignore that shit and be whatever the fuck you wanna be for yourself

[bi-ronman ⎊ ۞ @hopelessrdj]

me 🤝 tony stark

nothing i just
want to
hold his hand

[bi-ronman ⎊ ۞ @hopelessrdj]

mission report december 16th 1991. Tony's Stark parents died 27 years ago today.

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE D

[EL REY 👑 @madalephtav]

It's always him :(

#AvengersEndgame

[EL REY 👑 @madalephtav]

What's the matter with you russo's??

#AvengersEndgame

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

BUT SERIOUSLY TONY MUST BE SO SAD,,,, I WISH I WAS THERE WITH HIM DAMMIT AKAJZNKAVXKSIJFNDKWKBGKDJD

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

I CRAVE THE WARM EMBRACE OF DEATH

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

I CRAVE THE WARM EMBRACE OF DEATH

[ooc awyatt @oocawyatt]

peter: im ignored so much i may as well be named terms and conditions

ned: at least you’ll always be accepted

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

maybe if i scream loud enough, my problems will go away

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

I LOVE EVERYONE SO MUCH. HEY DID Y'ALL KNOW THAT THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE???? I JUST-

[Evil gang @EVILDEADTW0]

doctor strange is SO GOOD i gasp every time

[bi-ronman ⎊ ۞ @hopelessrdj]

people are really comparing tony stark to donald trump? are you okay? are your last two braincells asleep? are you seriously seeing logic in this?
i cannot even wrap my mind around that idea. how can you compare a self sacrificing genius to donald trump? its blasphemy

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

y'all: an intelligent person
me, an intellectual: intellectual

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

ohmygod

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

my hobbies include staying up past my bedtime wondering if Dum-E would be able to lift mjolnir

[probably peter parker @WebSlinger789]

okay but hear me out, the hammer would just register him as an inanimate object like an elevator so he'd be able to lift it