Clay

idle chit-chat superstar • my tweets represent no person, company, or mouse.

[Clay @Webb_Clay]

The era of vague posting on twitter has to end it’s making this app unusable

[☭Stay Dangerous ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

The only data centers we need

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles

[donnatella moss🫧 @lyrics2jesus]

developing a parasocial relationship w the artemis II crew rn

[arielle @ellycelly]

NASA needs to stop sharing all these pictures from the Artemis II because each one is making me actually burst into tears. we all live on this big beautiful stupid rock together

[Clay @Webb_Clay]

Booed at my tv when Chappell Roan walked out on the Hannahversary

[Tyler Bindi @TripleNetTyler]

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

[Clay @Webb_Clay]

Am I missing something with the amount of times they say “clock tick” in Wicked For Good @jonmchu

[Clay @Webb_Clay]

@corrinnenicole Buy a miniature dachshund and let us come and play with him

[R ⎕ @shawsdaddy]

Get a man who calls 311

[erika @yeeeerika]

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

[Clay @Webb_Clay]

If you’re a restaurant without refillable soda I probably will not be back :/ not paying for a refill of Diet Coke sorry :/

[temple runner @misscalcula]

a diet coke should be free if you really need one

[Clay @Webb_Clay]

People love to complain about Magic Kingdom, but it just took me 58 minutes to get from the Mickey and friends parking structure into Disneyland

[Clay @Webb_Clay]

Just filed my taxes, does anyone have any tea? Also can anyone point me to the nearest harbor?

[leave adele alone @rilez111]

Countries should submit bids on being the location for a White Lotus season like the Olympics

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

aspartame will not give me cancer because diet coke can sense I'm pure of heart

[nessa @fcburkhart]

idk who needs to hear this, but tv writers need to bring back the 22 episodes per season formula. bring back holiday episodes, birthdays, and fillers. i’m tired of having to wait a year or more for a season that has 6-10 episodes.