Webster Webster

My car turns into a briefcase

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@EmmanuelAcho @Eagles Shut up

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@pmcwaters Genius, and also, thanks for the reminder that I still have Twitter.

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@pmcwaters I came through at the same time going northbound, unfortunately traffic was gridlocked southbound, and just a few miles south of that there was an accident, with heavy cleanup.

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@pmcwaters Not yet, but I think he did refer to someone's torso as a thick trunk

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If you name your kid Gunnar he should die in the next war that doesn't mean anything

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#RIP Peter-Paul Pigmans

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Gabbertime is anytime and anytime is gabbertime

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Google me baby

[Laura Dern @LauraDern]

Happy birthday@MarkRuffalo! On Mark's day, let's make it happen...that we honor their land and protect our planet. ❤https://t.co/hyxYj6IXVx

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I turned to PBS, I saw Alan Cumming in leather sweatpants singing Avril Lavigne, I left my house.

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Wish I was in LA watching the Wanderers

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When it's your uncle's birthday but you're too busy being the Prince of Darkness. https://t.co/m6TUJgxUex

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I love New Mexico I love New Mexico I love New Mexico I love New Mexico I love New Mexico I love New Mexico I love New Mexico I love New Mex

[Friday Night Frights @FriNightFrights]

Come get a glimpse of our new dystopian future in DOOMSDAY! Director Neil Marshall in person! 10:30pm this Friday @cinefamily

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That one time I was in Atlanta and looked like a jacked Slugworth #CandyTime

[Jeffrey Buck @jsbuck]

What do you need to do to get people to agree that the region needs better mass transit? #wtf #fallingfurtherbehind

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Join us in wishing Ron Rice a happy birthday today! 🎉

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@nickmckitick

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it's like Prince but not as good

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i've been listening to Blood Orange for 37 hours straight