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A bit Parody but No Shakespeare:
No Sales, No public data mining; No App creation … PT only. Mainly it's content design; "CWIP." WWEY '26. UFO Speak Is. 2026-27

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

100 Sellers Markets Across Industries - Door to Door (a free list)

Residential Real Estate
Commercial Real Estate
Used Cars
New Cars (especially during chip shortage)
Smartphones (new releases)
Gaming Consoles (limited editions)
High-end GPUs and CPUs
Semiconductor Chips
Cloud Services (during increased demand)
Software Licensing (enterprise software)
Collectible Sneakers
Vintage Watches
Luxury Handbags
Designer Apparel (limited editions)
Holiday Toys (popular models)
Board Games (new popular titles)
Limited Edition Action Figures
Comic Books (rare editions)
Vinyl Records (collector’s editions)
Antique Furniture
Farm Equipment (during planting seasons)
Organic Produce (short growing seasons)
Exotic Meats (limited supply)
Gourmet Coffee Beans (specialty roasts)
Craft Beer (limited batch)
Fine Wines (rare vintages)
Whiskey (limited release)
Tactical Gear (military surplus)
Outdoor Gear (seasonal demand)
Ski Equipment (winter season)
Bicycles (high-end or specialty models)
Electric Bikes (limited stock)
Fitness Equipment (home gyms surge)
Musical Instruments (vintage guitars)
Professional Audio Equipment
Camera Equipment (new models)
Drone Technology
Solar Panels (due to high demand)
Electric Vehicle Charging Stations
Rare Books
Art Pieces (auctioned works)
Limited Edition Prints
Handmade Jewelry (artisan)
Diamonds and Gemstones (market fluctuations)
Gold Bullion
Silver Bullion
Cryptocurrency (during bull markets)
Domain Names (premium domains)
Website Hosting during peak demand
Online Advertising Slots in key markets
Event Tickets (concerts, sports)
Airline Tickets during holidays
Hotel Bookings in tourist hotspots
Vacation Rentals in prime season
Parking Spaces in busy areas
Nuclear Medicine Supplies
Pharmaceuticals (shortage drugs)
Medical Devices (limited production)
PPE (during health crises)
Lab Equipment
Construction Materials (lumber, steel)
Heavy Machinery
Shipping Containers (high global demand)
Freight Transport Services
Energy Resources (natural gas, oil)
Renewable Energy Credits
Water Rights in drought-prone areas
Telecom Spectrum Licenses
Specialty Chemicals
Industrial Robots
3D Printing Materials (like metal powders)
Specialty Plastics
Smart Home Devices
Home Improvement Products (tools, paint)
Educational Software (remote learning surge)
Online Course Enrollment (popular courses)
Consulting Services in niche areas
Legal Services during regulatory changes
Financial Advisory in volatile markets
Specialty Insurance Policies
Luxury Travel Packages
Yacht Rentals
Private Jet Charters
Gourmet Food Delivery (exclusive items)
Organic Skincare Products
High-end Cosmetics (limited launches)
Niche Perfumes
Tattoo Supplies (artist tools)
Craft Supplies (limited runs)
Specialty Stationery
Premium Coffee Machines
High-end Home Décor
Exotic Plants and Flowers
Aquarium Supplies (rare fish/species)
Pet Supplies (premium foods)
Specialty Vitamins and Supplements
Rare Seeds (heirloom varieties)
High-end Baby Products
Designer Furniture (limited editions)
Vintage Cars (classic collector market)

[ABC News @ABC]

Microsoft warns that an internet hijacking operation nicknamed "CaptiveCrunch," which it attributes to Russian state-sponsored hackers, is targeting hotel Wi-Fi networks.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

What is a tariff refund check? Is there a news link to an open story? Thanks Senator. Also, is there a specific link to a story based on location and State? Pressing.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

And when should Americans expect to see their tariff refund checks in the mail, @POTUS?

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

WWEY, Weight, What Is Eating You?

Sometimes, the weight on our bodies is a reflection of the weight we carry inside our hearts and minds. Stress, anxiety, and unresolved emotions can quietly consume us, manifesting not just in feelings but also in our physical health.

Before you judge your weight, ask yourself:

What emotions am I holding onto?
What am I really hungry for?
Remember, weight is more than just a number — it’s a story of your journey, your struggles, and your healing process. Be kind to yourself. Seek support if you need it, and prioritize self-love over perfection.

Your worth is not defined by the scales. What is truly eating you can be healed with compassion and patience.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

@AdamMGrant That is the test to rule out delusions of grandeur. It's not an intelligence test but a psych test. Intelligence is all-over. Are you talking about the one-year old who says "no" to mom and dad?

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

Bueno funny.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

@RealisticPoetry The one that's canceled.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

Well, here it goes - Fauci must have requested immunity, and it was denied. Hence the testimony on the Hill.

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

Dershowitz on Fauci: "We should be more interested in getting at the truth and transparency than we should in pointing fingers of blame. So give him immunity and then he won't have any Fifth Amendment right." https://t.co/C98P4hllcj

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

Nice!

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West announces a $100,000 challenge for anyone who can sing every song on The College Dropout without making a single mistake.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

WWEY, Weight, What Is Eating At You?

We all carry weight — but it’s not always the kind you can see on a scale. Sometimes, it’s the invisible burden, the heavy thoughts and feelings that weigh down your spirit and peace of mind.

What is eating at you? Is it stress, anxiety, regret, or maybe unresolved conflicts with someone close? These emotional weights can subtly, yet powerfully drain your energy. They affect your mood, your decisions, and even your health.

Taking stock of what’s inside can be difficult but necessary. Ignoring the gnawing feeling inside won’t make it go away. Instead, it often grows heavier until it starts to affect parts of your life you value most.

Try to ask yourself:

What am I truly worried about right now?
What emotions have I pushed aside or ignored?
Is there something I’m afraid to face or address?
Acknowledging these feelings is the first step toward relief. Sometimes, sharing your burden—whether with a friend, a professional, or through writing—can help lighten the load.

Remember, you don’t have to carry it all alone. Take a moment to breathe, reflect, and start unpacking what’s eating at you. Your peace of mind and well-being are worth the effort.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

Dear Senator, I don't mean to instruct but this is a classic example of a civil litigation insurance case. The issue of fact is not the individuals with the knives who happened to be a tied to the fall-guy, also a former World Olympian. This David did appear with counsel outside a New York Court House asserting his innocence, but rather the context is do we know what caused the incessant pool to need draining and if it was due to an act of extreme violence or domestic terrorism. If the monument was insured, an inspection by the Insurer could result in payment to fix this monument ASAP. A lot of PI attorneys use this method of law to litigate, and then throw out some relevant facts, and this does pose an ambulance-chaser type of ethical puzzle, which puts stress on the Judiciary. I agree Senators are befuddled by this type of litigation for a reason. I agree with this sentiment and do feel that lies do cause unneeded litigation. Have a good one. Jessica, in Michigan

[Entrepreneur @Entrepreneur]

Follow your dreams and the money will follow you.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

@RealisticPoetry Add: Coffee break.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

Wow, it's good law. In the Federal Reporter. No one will sue them except maybe Lexis, Westlaw or other ... could be proof of an inverse hallucination case... oh the Birds...

[Epstein File Search @epsteinsearchin]

Jennifer Gaffney, a Manhattan assistant DA, joined Jeffrey Epstein's lawyers in asking a judge to lower his sex offender risk level.

Judge Ruth Pickholz, denying it: "I have never seen the prosecutor's office do this. I have to tell you, I am shocked."

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

@RealisticPoetry Ben Franklin knowing everyone knew of electricity then sticking his umbrella up in the air to claim the credit, get shocked, and making a Medicare claim ...

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

Nice is relative -- basically, many people present nice but can run numbers for the mob. Don't let the label get you down. Here are two lists -- feel free to use within the context of fair use.

Nice People Jobs

Caregiver aide – Providing compassionate support to elderly or disabled individuals.
Nursing home activity assistant – Organizing and helping with activities to brighten residents' days.
Babysitting for families with special needs children – Offering patient and loving care to children who require extra attention.
Food bank helper – Assisting in distributing food to those in need with kindness and empathy.
Dog adoption center assistant – Helping animals find loving homes while showing care and understanding to both pets and adopters.
Elderly companionship provider – Spending quality time with seniors to reduce loneliness and offer friendship.
Youth sports referee or scorekeeper – Supporting children’s sports in an encouraging and fair manner.
Meal delivery for seniors – Bringing meals to seniors with a friendly smile and a kind word.
Nonprofit outreach assistant – Helping underprivileged communities with warmth and dedication.
Buddy or mentor for special needs or at-risk youth – Providing guidance, support, and friendship to empower young people.

Mean People Jobs

Security guard – Maintaining safety and order, sometimes in challenging environments.
Data entry clerk – Working independently with minimal social interaction.
Warehouse associate – Handling inventory and shipments, often in fast-paced settings.
Delivery driver – Focused on efficient deliveries with limited contact.
Janitor or cleaning staff – Working mainly behind the scenes.
Parking lot attendant – Managing parking logistics with brief customer interaction.
Night shift stocker – Restocking shelves during off-hours with little need to engage customers.
Factory line worker – Repetitive tasks with limited team communication.
Toll booth operator – Collecting tolls, often with short, transactional customer interactions.
IT support technician (entry level) – Providing technical help in a more factual, problem-solving way rather than social interaction.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

@nypost A lame duck senator, NY Post? I have a dataset -- willing to sell you a good set. Thanks.

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

It has to be a bad batch of it ... horrific site.

[New York Post @nypost]

$336 million worth of cocaine set ablaze following historic bust

[FBI Rapid Response @FBI_Response]

Just another week at this FBI.

• 30 violent Crips taken down in San Diego
• Meth trafficking ring crushed in Kentucky (13 arrested)
• 20+ year murder fugitive extradited from Guatemala
• 30-year cold case closed: man who kidnapped & killed a 7-year-old girl finally faces justice
• $1.8 billion fraudster who was on the run for 3,500 days captured in Jamaica

Real results. Real impact. A safer America.

[Realistic Poetry International @RealisticPoetry]

Two words: calm or chaos. Which one wakes up your pen?

[FedBarJessica_ABA_Leg!lMind_JusticeBins.ParodyAcct @Weber8P]

Well, ... it happened.

[The Hill @thehill]

Stephen A. Smith on Fauci: ‘You can’t show up on Capitol Hill and plead the Fifth 111 times’

https://t.co/zHmKe1Lzya