Sarah Ross

Browns, books, booze, and anything that can be described as buttery.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

1. Having run big rallies in my previous life in politics there were a few big issues here...a perfect storm

First, you never, ever brag about ticket reservations ahead of an event. Not just because you'll be embarrassed if people don't show up...it also discourages attendance.

[Chris Jansing @ChrisJansing]

Workers dismantling outdoor stage in Tulsa. Indoor Trump rally not full - outdoor event cancelled. Our ⁦@CalNBC⁩ saw no indication Trump supporters were kept from rally as the campaign claims.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Told that there's a been a mass text to Tulsa ticket holders begging people to come to the arena. "There's still room!"

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Just want to let you know that we hid Nicolas Cage in (39) of our lineup graphics last year.

We snuck it by you! You didn't even notice!

It's our greatest treasure.

Go on a scavenger hunt if you please. We will send master hunters a letter of congratulations.

[Sarah Ross @Webermore]

https://t.co/JdjxNOCTyC

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

Love should always leave you better than it found you.

https://t.co/XjSwDEcKKQ

[Jocelyn Blumenrose @jjblumenrose]

"I am a permanent error page. 404: Girl Not Found."

@catvalente's The Refrigerator Monologues is vicious & perfect & exactly what we need

[sarah jeong @sarahjeong]

i can't believe the "trump stole money from kids with cancer" is like a second tier story today

[Sarah Ross @Webermore]

I mean, when's the last time running away from your problems *didn't* work?

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Appears that Eric Trump blatantly lied to @Fahrenthold to avoid a bad story during the campaign https://t.co/AGsYl9SJUt

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Top lawyers turn down once-in-lifetime chance to represent POTUS b/c of "other commitments." Riiiight https://t.co/MliiN8af0T via @YahooNews

[Lauren Bans @LaurenBans]

All women: "Same." https://t.co/k9XeNsUEOs

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

This breaks my heart.

https://t.co/VeIhNBjgJP

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Sessions apparently offered to leave amid growing tensions with Donald Trump. Melania says she also wants out if the train's really leaving.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Trump cleared the room and asked the nation's top intelligence official to kill the FBI's Russia investigation https://t.co/byID6Lj5Bn

[igorvolsky @igorvolsky]

Senate is trying to ram through Obamacare repeal with:

0 hearings
0 hours of debate
All behind closed doors

https://t.co/nUVzgNTyNz

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@jeffsessions DO IT YOU BIGOT https://t.co/lXRO6PKCrs

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

It gets better.

https://t.co/T91VZ1AXsY

[Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa]

... https://t.co/muIbVXqBHE