Mario Monterroso

Texas is my home, and I deeply care for it.

[Star✦Fleet Tours @StarFleetTours]

Liftoff of Starship Flight 14 from Starbase, TX.

The first orbital launch attempt for the program.

Seen from 4 miles (6.4 km) away.

[Mario Monterroso @Weddingtornado]

Jesus is King of Kings 👑

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@SMUFB 😓

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@Perunas_Burner

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@jared_shult U rite

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@carson_tk

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@stangsmeat @BoulevardReport Yes, this is Bill speaking 😌. I get hos and you don't!

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@SMU Please print this out for the children. ♥️

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@NotWhoYouDream He never killed any sex workers. He treated all those women with love and respect.

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@BoulevardReport OK BUT BRING BACK THE IRON SKILLET 🍳

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@ACCessPony @BoulevardReport Tldr

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@BoulevardReport Dang. I'm definitely not a top 3 donor. Guess I need to grind more before bitching about bad decisions being made at my alma mater.

Weak men abuse alcohol, Bill. Put the bottle down.

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@stangsmeat @BoulevardReport OK say that to his face though.

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@julieedmonson @Clint_Foster55 You're bored and you know it. You wouldn't be here if there wasn't something missing.

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@MGTXFROG The people want the Iron Skillet back.

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BRING BACK THE IRON SKILLET #SMU #TCU

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Put that Pop Tart in a skillet!

[Clint Foster @Clint_Foster55]

Mother of God

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@ACCessPony @Clint_Foster55 I hope so badly that you're wrong.

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@Clint_Foster55 Nah bro. Don't tease me.

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@StevenBartlett @druski This isn't funny, Jester. Do tricks for us. 🤡