ThatWedgeMaj

Welcome to the home of Maj. Please close what's left of the door and come take a seat and contemplate why you're here.

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@yong_Sergal I've been following you for quite a while now and always enjoyed seeing your art in my feed. I hope to see more of it in the future! Good luck!

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@CrackedEmerald_ Where zelah...

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@CrackedEmerald_ The first slow worms be like

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@CrackedEmerald_ The marcianito trying to sound human whilst describing life in the big city

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@CrackedEmerald_ You shovel more coal into the steam engine of Linux, you try not to let the reactor explode of Windows

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@CrackedEmerald_ Does completely nothing in the face of word association

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@CrackedEmerald_ Guy sighs and says he'll add it himself

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@CrackedEmerald_ Northernlion fyetish accounts going undercover will post like this

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@CrackedEmerald_ Surely they must be banging all the time to prevent them getting bricked up?

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@CrackedEmerald_ Would you love me if I were a caked up worm?

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@CrackedEmerald_ I like my marcianitos like I like my men's asses: Alarmed, speaking gibberish, and blasted into space

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@CrackedEmerald_ Bends her port out of shape

[⚓️𝔖𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℭ𝔥𝔦𝔪𝔭 (sea swine)⚓️ @ScribblingC]

I really don't understand why people have beef with ibis birds. A bad day can completely turn for the better if I see a little flock of those pointy face rascals in my yard.

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@ScribblingC Oh gee, what a terrible day I'm having...

The ever mischievous day brightener:

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@panley01 🐟

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@CrackedEmerald_ The type of stuff the crazy caveman is talking about before the ice age comes

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@CrackedEmerald_ The suspiciously rabbit shaped individual in your replies

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@CrackedEmerald_ Sees cat and five letter word beginning with Z, immediately confused as to how <she> is to blame...

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@CrackedEmerald_ You know what they say... you've got to break a few eggs to make a mess hnngg

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@CrackedEmerald_ "Look at the gazongas on that" - High brow movie critic to an avant-garde director