Burp Reynolds

The Crazy Frog was just a normal frog to a sick freak like me.

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

Sue Bird!? I don’t think I can afford an attorney.

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

You telling me the bassist for The Red Hot Chili Peppers runs this market??

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

Love me some Cam Skattebo and Jaxon Dart

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

“Joe Burrow can have my toes!”

…funny…

Those were the same words that landed me a restraining order 3 months ago.

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

@james_hoganv @LacrosseNetwork What if the league didn’t have donkey brains and STOPPED scheduling the championship to conflict with the NFL’s opening weekend?

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

Denim

[SleeperBengals @SleeperBengals]

What overalls should these #Bengals have in Madden 26?

🐅 Ja’Marr Chase
🐅 Joe Burrow
🐅 Trey Hendrickson
🐅 Tee Higgins
🐅 Chase Brown

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

Hurt lockers hurt lockers.

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

@HighLifeDrinker @jesuslasupajew Mickey Mouse*

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

Sushi at night, Cher will take flight.

Sushi in the murning, Cher is learning.

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Is it a recession indicator that my cat is never grateful?

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A group suicide via pina colada on the last day of vacation is like if Lou Reed cowrote a song with Jimmy Buffett.

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People don’t like to talk about Tee Higgins’s evil twin “Lemonade O’Riley.”

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How about the industry PLANTS some trees!

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

Aunt May: “Oh Peter! You’re bleeding.”

Norman Osborne: “How’d you manage that?”

Peter: “My fuck ass dumb ass cat scratched me.”

Norman: “I understand.”

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

The age of men is over. The time of the cargo shorts has come.

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Idk who the LeBron is. But the Bronze Kneecap gotta be Paul Pierce.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Who’s the LeBron of this sport?

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

What if Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey is just a Super Bowl commercial about the van?

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Heard Trump’s gonna shoot the groundhog.

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“Can’t let you do that Star Fox!”

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen

[Burp Reynolds @Wednesday22_]

Fun fact: his name was actually Toby Keys, but he had a lisp.