Simon Mann

Bassist, Driving Instructor, husband, father, twat.

[Simon Mann @WeeMann]

@Helen_Fields Around the top end of that age range is when I got into Stephen King and Terry Pratchett. I don't remember what my first King book was, but with Pratchett it was Guards, Guards. In both cases I was hooked.

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@Helen_Fields 1 star for The Institution because I thought I was ordering Stephen King's The Institute. 😜

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@VictoriaCoren Re the Marx Bros / Queen connection, a working title for Queen's A Night At The Opera was Duck Soup. I don't know whether they shortlisted any other of their titles.

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@MBrundleF1 I should have been there, but my gearbox exploded on Friday, so I get to watch the racing. Only very slightly jealous.

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@Herring1967 The writers of Goodnight Sweetheart need your support!!

https://t.co/1Y3m8TYqPL

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@BerryAngri @Bart92vh @HillF1 @GeorgeRussell63 @Max33Verstappen What have mushrooms got to do with this?

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@Divine_Miss_Em Congratulations 🤣

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@Herring1967 I think I've given myself a "When's International Men's Day" style job.

These posts are starting to flood my FB feed now - it's never going to end.

Please ask your followers to help me.

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@nosuchthing I know this is a little late but re your recent discussions on nomanitive determinism, did you know the BBC Midlands weather forecaster is called Sara Blizzard?

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@Herring1967 Where do I sign up?

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@Herring1967 It was lovely, I listened this morning. You could hear in his voice that he'd been through a lot. Such a sad loss.

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@MichaelGreco2 West Side Story on TV at the mo. Watched it a while ago and it seems to miss my favourite line - "Stay. Away. From my seester!"

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@TheLastLeg Surely Choir Starmer?

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@MBrundleF1 A few centimeters different and that turn 7 incident would have been Senna/Prost in Suzuka. I can't believe Max would be satisfied winning the championship that way. Clearly frustration coming to the surface there.

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@brettsmithjohn @TheLastLeg @adamhillscomedy You're Kyle and I claim my £5.

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@TheLastLeg @adamhillscomedy Is it OK for Phil Wang to say Fuck but not Cunt?

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@Herring1967 Yesterday was International Hug a Drummer Day. When will there be an International Hug a Bassist Day? Does no-one respect us?!

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@Herring1967 @pierrenovellie I miss Piano Billy and the Frank Skinner show.

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@tomcorvid @Herring1967 "Sir, will we ever have to use this in real life?" "Not you, Corvid, but the smart kids will."

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@JoJoFromJerz @MarkHamill @StephenKing I'm with you, Jo. I can't wait to see this.