Adam Walker

Peter Crouch Parody

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

@McDonalds where is the chicken cutlet available? As a Scot in China I feel you’re denying the world

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

If Lizz Truss and the tories want to just “ignore” Scotland then let us be independent lads. Get us out your parliament and go about your horrid right wing policies in peace. We’ll be fine.

[The Back Post @The_Back_Post]

Have Rangers had a good transfer window? Some notable names have left but have they done enough to replace them?

We've looked at their business this summer to see how they will line up this season.

#RangersFC #Rangers #GVB #bassey #spfl

https://t.co/EzmvNnRZQN

[The Back Post @The_Back_Post]

Tying down loan signings from last season and a few more additions, is this enough to keep the trophy come the end of the season?

Have a look to see who Celtic will deploy to make sure the bragging rights stay.

#CelticFC #Celtic #postecoglou #ange #spfl

https://t.co/n2vlkDYMEv

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

Scottish people against independence and pro labour blow my mind. Even the north of England know they’re just a smugger version of the tories. Get behind your country and then sack off the SNP straight after as we all know they have the political wisdom of drunk estate Dave

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

Boris calling for a “sensible compromise” is the political equivalent of Begbie glassing that bird and then demanding to know who glassed said bird.

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

@WeeBint Don’t want to kill the joke vibe with a real answer but think they’re for single parents. Normally in women’s bathrooms but started putting them in mens for single dads also. Dunno why you would want to synchronise shit with your kid though but sure I read about them somewhere.

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

Angry Kris Boyd breaking his neck trying to refrain from total bias whilst sprouting nonsense is almost as good as the score

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

@Cactus__Jack__ “Too much wok” surely

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

Heartbreaking that my 8 year old student told me today she didn’t want to study because “in all the stories girls just have to be pretty and kind to marry a king”

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

@Warwick93Joey @DrewBarrymoreTV Hahaha harsh on this boy, maybe 20 kilos ago. Although we both share a passion for Drew’s news… never start my day without it

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Incredible optimism.

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

I’m sorry but there’s a kid in my class called Eric Shan and I just can’t say that without giggling

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

@leighadairr Hahah what else is there to do? Don’t trust cunts that go hiking and wall climbing and shit. Get in yer scratcher and stick some Ramsay oan

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

Think she’s confusing depression with life.

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

Out of context kindergarten: “what will happen if you put your balls in there? You’ll have dirty balls and you won’t be able to play with them”

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

@Cactus__Jack__ God is great. Beer is good. People are crazy.

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

Just got denied a job interview despite having 4 years experience in the field and a related masters degree on the basis that “you have to be 30”... fuck is that? Someone who’s 30 has just taken 2 fucking years longer to meet your requirements you clowns

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

@Cactus__Jack__ Just you in black face innit. Was never cool before but you were too far gone to notice

[Adam Walker @WeeWalkie]

@elonmusk will you also be withdrawing sales of Tesla from the Chinese market? A country that relies heavily on fossil fuel and one of your major markets for electric cars. #Hypocrisy #Bitcoin