Things to say when getting interrogated by the CIA / Mi6
- “don’t be a hero”
-“I’m considering building a killdozer”
- “what’s in my bags? Uhh Nothing illegal”
-“That’s not really my name”
-“psfff my real phone is a hardened pixel with graphene OS and no cameras”
-“my source of income…..uhh legal activities”
-“I don’t consider them terrorists”
-“I don’t remember agreeing to those sanctions”
-“I know what the REIT interrogation method is so skip the rapport building stage you fucking amateur”
-“bomb”
-“I want to recruit you into MY agency”
-“can I make my phone call to a +972 extension? I know people who own your bosses”
-“I am deep under cover and I’m higher ranked than you but clearly departments didn’t speak to one another”
-“I’m learning to fly planes but I don’t care about learning how to land”
-“to work in intelligence you must have intelligence but you’re clearly lacking”
-“there is nothing up my ass, don’t even check”
-“don’t ever show your face in Afghanistan, you’ll be detained like I am detained here”
-“where’s the little girl? Uhh appeal to emotion much”
-“I clogged the holding cell toilet”
Remember that this gives me Kurumi AND I can still select who to spark for, for effectively 2 banner units. With the new gacha system I would get just one and a middle finger. And people are still defending the new gacha system because "muh statistics"