Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers

(She/they) Piping hot takes. Very accurate. Legally binding. Pansexual/queer af. PROTECT TRANS KIDS!

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I believe in SCIENCE.

Unless it in anyway casts doubt on my absolute certainty that there is a Dog Heaven.

Then fuck science.

Dog Heaven 4eva

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@n0_pROBlem @JPWARHORSE @JaredReinfeldt I want to move to that island

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@svershbow Marg towers for days

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@BWWings Everyone start stealing shit from Buffalo Wild Wings. They’re all about anarchy now.

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@ptrkbrn It’s the wigs. His wig game is unbeatable.

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@JasonKPargin Let’s not even talk about Brad Pitt’s weird, filthy hair.

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Cheap bitch

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I feel like if you have diarrhea long enough you should be able to get a walk-in colonoscopy.

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@BoneJail Sometimes a door opens and you get a peek inside someone else’s brain and it is a true freakshow in there.

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@TheMovieMermaid

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Man, remember Friendster? That was great.

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@BARGH3ST @Kittenfish817 Jealousy professor

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@sship37011 @octopuscaveman If Rod Stewart is 5’10” I am 7’2

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@Brocklesnitch Does the larger ham have two little baby hams?

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I remember when Spencer Pratt had dangerously chronic pinkeye from eating so much ass in the early aughts.

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@eiffeltyler I did this with Prince. I actually said “does this douche think he’s Prince or something?” And it was Prince.

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@gldivittorio Just a big juicy ass, no explanation

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Please @hbomax give us a spinoff show called Serving Khunt and Khunt is the name of the disabled rescue dog they adopt.

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@r0ast_chicken This is the laziest Met Gala look

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@octopuscaveman They look like a cult just married them at the AstroDome