Tom Common

Expert carameliser of onions.

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@PhysInHistory Catholics?

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@Avabelly__ Hang in there another ten years, it'll all ne okay.

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@anon_opin So how, in your world, do the players pick the pieces up?

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@BritainisCool Jeremy Corbyn

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@PhysInHistory No

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@anon_opin Mate, we're not even real; just part of the supporting matrix. You're all alone.

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@PhysInHistory Richard Dawkins's wife, Jean, created it, but she decided to keep this fact all to herself.

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@grantmccann11 You need one of these

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@paulmasonnews Did somebody say 'stop the votes'?

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@anon_opin and the toilet rolls.

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@Heidi_Labour I'm just listening to the HS2 debate whilst driving from Edinburgh to Newcastle. It's incredible to me that much of the A1 on this stretch isn't even dual-carriageway yet!
How many more lives?!
Any plans to address?!

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Lunch time in Edinburgh

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@FBAwayDays Repetition of the word 'away' isn't very creative.

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@PhysInHistory Someone rolled a double six.

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@TonyIncenzo Sunderland beating Leeds.

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@TonyIncenzo @fcbusiness @NonLeagueCrowd Newcastle v Burnley.
1969-70
It was the season after they won the fairs cup. They won bugger all since then until last year. I can now die happy.

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Interesting choice of dog picture on this #beldray steam cleaner. Hopefully, not illustrating what can happen if your pet gets too close to the nozzle!

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@jimmycarr @aliciakeys Hey, do you think you two might ever get married and perform together? It's just it would add a whole new meaning to 'have you seen the Carr Keys?' 😀

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@LowerTiers Wow, if it wasn't for me and my son, Barnsley would have had a better away following than Donny!

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What's with this trend of designing luggage that's invisible to radar?