Weekend Daddy

Titan Point needs AC

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

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[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

The pun is wrapped on this one.

[🇦🇺 Mark 🇦🇺 @shortnstout9]

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[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

George tried to wake Peppa, but she wasn't responding.........

['The Ronster' @BerisfordRon]

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[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'

The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'

[Mr Blonde @Kearney3Mr]

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[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

I can't believe my wife has kicked me out just for measuring my penis.

Just for the record, it reaches the back of her sister's throat.

[Johnny Allen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧⚒️ @essojohn]

Good afternoon all have a great day 😂😂

[MAJESTIC @mosttweeters333]

Ultimate, my ass.

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

If you LAUGH? You LOSE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

A young Korean couple are lying in bed...

When the guy starts farting nonstop.

The girl, unable to take the smell, says, "Stop, that's disgusting!"

"Don't blame me", the guy says. "It's the dog."

"Oh, don't blame him", she says. "He was cooked perfectly."

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

WARNING: SHOCKING!

They’re coming for your children!

This disgusting book is aimed at young children and promotes ‘Swingers Parties’!

Shows the depravity of the days in which we are living!
Children should be protected from this !

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early today; I'm going to be a father!"

"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."

When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk.

"Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months."

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

It's never too late

[Alex Barnicoat @AlexBarnicoat_]

Let’s be completely clear about this absolute circus at the World Cup.

Argentina’s players celebrated beating England by holding up a banner saying the Falkland Islands belong to them.

Now foreign commentators are trying to justify it as “free speech.”

Let me spell it out plainly: This is none of their damn business.

The United States has no right to lecture us on sovereignty, and Argentina isn’t owed anything.

The Falkland Islands are British. Period.

In 2013, the people living there voted 99.8% to remain British in a fully democratic referendum.

That is self-determination.

Winning a football match doesn’t rewrite history. It doesn’t undo the sacrifice of British servicemen who died defending those islands in 1982.

And it doesn’t give any foreign country a claim to our territory.

Our government need to grow a spine and send a firm message to the world: The Falklands are British.

They will stay British. Anyone who doesn’t like it can deal with it. Hands off. Who is with me?