Weekenday Update

Parody news desk. Headline jokes. Jokes.

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@questionableway I think it walks a really impressive tight rope where the play is corny and silly but still entertaining enough, certainly funny enough, to keep you engaged while watching.

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@madsssagascar The movie doesn’t explicitly tell you this. The play does, the play is portraying him that way. We don’t actually know if Digger did talk about “controlling the narrative” because we only get the unreliable perspective of the play.

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@MikeChaseYT @magills_ Paying 100k to have the same understanding of comedy as every boomer alive is so rough.

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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN @volvicstorm98 Haha I came to the replies to comment this exact one. Been renovated recently and doesn't look too bad now, not that the paint was ever the issue.

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@TheMovieMermaid Easy to say when you’re just visiting London. Some of us have lived in England for 20+ years, your soul pays a price for it.

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@spaceangelvoice Me 2 seconds after the black shopkeeper calls me boss

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@JSmithy64 “What kind of Sando can I get for you my guy?”

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@69AnalPounder @LeMaireLee More evidence of his point.

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@TWEIDshow I think he still runs it but asks AI to make him sound smarter. The tweets are certainly reworded by AI at the very least.

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@xenocryptsite Annas archive + iCloud + Books app make reading the cheapest and most enriching hobby you can have.

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@BillTheKid1603 People aren't truth seeking, low hanging fruit is great because you get to reaffirm what already feels good to you and make yourself feel intelligent in the process.

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@youngpoultry @BillTheKid1603 Some people want things that have dire consequences for others. Walt in a sense "self actualizes" but it's horrific for the people in his orbit.

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@feraljokes The set up isn't inherently sincere, quite often it's a sincere opinion heightened and then the rest of the joke helps the audience understand the view point better. "Women dress like whores" is objectively a better setup than "women don't wear much in the gym".

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@MaxAshField @souljagoyteller It's inevitable that pictures taken in Collyhurst or Salford will always been in these posts lol.

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@BOLT__CATCHER I don’t think this is particularly funny but it actually has the structure of a joke. He sets it up with what people say about speech then gives you the hidden meaning with a sarcastic punchline.

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@davefranklin I think the vast majority of people will not be able to separate their feelings about AI and their feelings about the movie.

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@shellshockkk All that studying and doesn't know the difference between a premise, setup or punchline. Tragic.

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@afriedduck @daveyjax Did you listen to the clip?

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@RealDianeYap @LukaLev She should communicate that then.