Weekenday Update

Parody news desk. Headline jokes. Jokes.

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@MikeChaseYT @magills_ Paying 100k to have the same understanding of comedy as every boomer alive is so rough.

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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN @volvicstorm98 Haha I came to the replies to comment this exact one. Been renovated recently and doesn't look too bad now, not that the paint was ever the issue.

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@TheMovieMermaid Easy to say when you’re just visiting London. Some of us have lived in England for 20+ years, your soul pays a price for it.

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@spaceangelvoice Me 2 seconds after the black shopkeeper calls me boss

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@JSmithy64 “What kind of Sando can I get for you my guy?”

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@69AnalPounder @LeMaireLee More evidence of his point.

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@TWEIDshow I think he still runs it but asks AI to make him sound smarter. The tweets are certainly reworded by AI at the very least.

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@xenocryptsite Annas archive + iCloud + Books app make reading the cheapest and most enriching hobby you can have.

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@BillTheKid1603 People aren't truth seeking, low hanging fruit is great because you get to reaffirm what already feels good to you and make yourself feel intelligent in the process.

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@youngpoultry @BillTheKid1603 Some people want things that have dire consequences for others. Walt in a sense "self actualizes" but it's horrific for the people in his orbit.

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@feraljokes The set up isn't inherently sincere, quite often it's a sincere opinion heightened and then the rest of the joke helps the audience understand the view point better. "Women dress like whores" is objectively a better setup than "women don't wear much in the gym".

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@MaxAshField @souljagoyteller It's inevitable that pictures taken in Collyhurst or Salford will always been in these posts lol.

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@BOLT__CATCHER I don’t think this is particularly funny but it actually has the structure of a joke. He sets it up with what people say about speech then gives you the hidden meaning with a sarcastic punchline.

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@davefranklin I think the vast majority of people will not be able to separate their feelings about AI and their feelings about the movie.

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@shellshockkk All that studying and doesn't know the difference between a premise, setup or punchline. Tragic.

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@afriedduck @daveyjax Did you listen to the clip?

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@RealDianeYap @LukaLev She should communicate that then.

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@Gaymer_Fuel @one_bio_data @BootsRiley @SquintFeastwood These are the same arguments people make in defense of the British empire which I doubt you would accept.

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@captive_dreamer You're delusional. When on this campaign trail did he ever talk about those things? He's been doing the Texas good old boy thing since well before the primaries.